Joke of the Day

Let's have a few laughs:) I'll start.

Have you ever tried googling 'lost medieval servant boy' - you'll get 'this page not found'.

Ooooh, corny.

Did you hear about the guy who said to his wife, "Grab your coat I'm going to the pub."

She asks, "Oh, are you taking me with you?"

"No, I'm turning the heating off......."

No wonder, there was no internet in the Middle Ages.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well yesterday.

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

:)

Why don't vampires bet on horses?

They can't handle the stakes.

A misandrist joke about a missing little boy.

That's hardly a laughing matter in any era and for any reason.

Did you base your "joke" on the documented tragedy of Simon of Trent?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_of_Trent



Would you like to share some jokes about the convicted perpetrators or do they get a free pass?

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.

Lighten up man, it was only a joke.

Today I asked my dog, what is two minus two... he said nothing.

:):):)

You reminded me of this one.

I found a penguin and reported it to the police. One officer told me to take it to the zoo. So I did.
However, on the next day , the same officer saw me walking with the penguin. He asked: Didn`t I tell you to take it to the zoo?? I replied: Of course, Sir, and I did! Now we are going to the cinema!!

hahahaha buihahahaha
ja piedrole ale kawał hihihihihihi

Polo, you are lying with that mem. In Poland, allspice is called English herb.

Yaaawn. Stupid joke. Try harder.

Yaaawn. You are putting me to sleep with those stupid memes.
Goodnight, everybody.

I don't care how nice the hand soap smells, you should never come out of the restroom smelling your finger.

@ Poloniusz, what is 'St Patty's Day' ??

What sort of a name is Sean, never heard of it in Ireland. You need to be initiated into the mysteries of the 'sineadh fada'. The name is Seán.

What do incels and Excel have in common?

Both incorrectly assume things are dates.

How do you know if you're at a gay barbecue?

The hotdogs taste like $hit!

reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3bn8bx/a_little_boy_goes_to_his_dad_and_asks/

I thought everyone wore hot dogs in the front at waist level.

Some of us would need a kielbasa Krakowska hanging at the front for it to be an accurate representation.

Nothing new in the West.

No copy paste.

quora.com/What-are-the-best-funny-short-stories

They're Carol's🤫

About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went downhill fast.

@jon357

Russian joke:

A policeman is walking past a playground, and notices a little girl sitting in a sandbox and making some kind of figurine out of sh*t.

He approaches her and starts to question her:

- Little girl, what are you doing?
- Why, I'm making a figure of a policeman!
- Why are you using sh*t? Why don't you use something else?

Confused, the girl gets up and leaves. The policeman carries on with the rest of his day. A week later he sees the same girl sitting in a sandbox, and making a figurine out of sand.

- Little girl, what are you making?
- Why, I'm working on a figure of a fireman!
- And why not use sh*t instead of sand?
- If I use sh*t it will be a policeman.

@Bobko
Why do policemen in Poland go around in threes?

One to read, one to write, and one to watch the two intellectuals...

Faggot and maggot walk into the bar...