Joke of the Day

Finger on the map.

That was then... Now I have a mission...

At least he has a daughter and not a filthy homo like you are. Case closed!

Its a joke,meme, something a leftard dysfunctional brain clearly doesn't understand without being offended. Humor, what a concept!

What do you call a Celtic lezbo?

Gaylick!

mission Impossible.

Check it out... Beyonce is almost as white as Michael Jackson now!

Why do blacks bleach their skin if the hate white people so much??

Its not like we are unable to tell! Hahahaha

Hey, wazzzup with the blonde hair, iz that bz ur natura??

Blonde NIggaz, too funny!!!

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Well, if they really hate white people, it is apparently because white people have white skin which they also want to have.

What do you call a Celtic lesbian? Gaylick!


Im not planning on dying my skin black anytime soon.....Haha

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Biden: The border is secure.
Me: A good one, Joe, hahahahahaha

Another one...

Biden: I opened the border but don't know how to close it.
Me: Tell her to let you do it yourself. Zipper down - open. Zipper up - closed. Got it?

Novi, but it only works before and after peeing.

Just trying to tell the azhole what open and closed mean.

Hey Novi, save your low life toxic potty mouth for your corner bar as you impress no one with it here.
You make this place sound like a bunch of uneducated hillbilly scum post here discouraging literate posters to post here.
Got it ?

What is the least popular animal at a lesbian zoo?

The One-eyed snake!

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Whats 3 inches long,stiff, and women go crazy for it?

A credit card!!

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Ask a few posters here...

Your dick is only 3 inches short??? hahahaha Amassing! Do you say?? Eat my peanut!! hahaha buhahaha

To each according to his merits.

It can be little, but still a devil.

Daredevil 👹

Did you see the new muslim Godzilla movie yet?

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Go dzilla, go, Are these photos from Mecca?

An American, an Englishman, a Polish guy and an Irish guy all go into a Pub.
Since it was St. Patrick's Day, the owner said, "if anyone can drink ten pints of Guinness I will pay your bar tab.
Immediately the Irishmen heads for the door and leaves while his buddies all try to drink the ten pints of Guinness each. 🍺
After a few hours the three admitted that none of them could do it.
Just about then the Irishman comes back into the bar and tells the owner that he will take him up on his offer.
After a short period of time the Irishman finishes his tenth pint and the bar owner said, "you did it, fair and square, I will pay your tab."

Then one of the Irishman's friends said, "where did you go when you left here ?"
The Irishman relies, "down the street to the Irish Pub, I wanted to see if I could do it first !"

Name a city that changed your life?

Wuhan!

That's a good one!