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pawian
16 Oct 2019  #48,451

It is all forgotten and forgiven

It is good you don`t want to be like Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven .

What's next? Forum incest and inbreeding?

I hope nobody decides on sodomy with animals here. Sorry, guys, but I don`t have time for that. Go to look for fun somewhere else.

Ziemowit
16 Oct 2019  #48,452

You such a bad liar, you done it twice in two different posts.

My finger slipped twice.

Przelotnyptak1
16 Oct 2019  #48,453

Good night and sleep well, Ptaku-wieśniaku.

Since you are better and in a poetic mood I will dedicate this poem to you
Random dziś pełny aż po brzegi
Co za klasa gest i gracja
Boskiej poezji dziś prezentacja
Pierś ma zapadłą i nędzna klata.
Cherlak dziś w rol jest laureata.
Już tryumfalnie wchodzi na scenę.
Aby z fasonem mordować wenę
Ziem to poeta, autor, orator
Stróż to pisowni, grammar dyktator.
Twórczość swą zamknął w tych kilku słowach.
" Ptaku-Gluptaku" ty pusta głowa
No i nic więcej,nic ani słowa

Dedicated to Ziem Upierdliwy-Wielki

Przelotnyptak1
16 Oct 2019  #48,454

It is good you don`t want to be like Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven .

You didn't like Clint, saying, "and don't you hurt them wh*res"? He was terrific

This forum sucks because posters post about posters. What's next? Forum incest and inbreeding?

Let us fix the glaring mistake.
Remember, you ask me how I improved my writing in such a short time?
Rich, I did not acquire some additional knowledge. Sometimes I pay closer attention to what I am doing.
English is my second language. My native language is Polish, even though, in everyday conversation, I use English, the majority of the time. At home, it is a mix.

If you ask me what language I used in today's conversation, I won't be able to tell you. My brain is wired; differently, I suppose, not to one language or the other. That is the reason

I often write tis instead of this or then and than or wit instead of with I interchange all while knowing the difference. Avery time I stop my typing, to think about it, my finger automatically puts a comma or even two.Rich I do not care what it looks, no big deal to me. when it is essential, I am entirely able to write in decent comprehendible English

Rich Mazur
16 Oct 2019  #48,455

If you ask me what language I used in today's conversation, I won't be able to tell you.

I know how it feels. From the distance of two years, I don't recall which conversations were in which language during my visit in Poland.

A problem I have here is that I often skip small words. That's why I hate that damn timer. The fact that nobody gives a damn what and how I do it does not help.

Przelotnyptak1
17 Oct 2019  #48,456

Rich, I understand your frustration. Quality of the conversation, especially in content, so much is missing.
How do you carry the interesting dialog if you are the sole participant? Many times right in the middle of exciting topics like a band of barbarians, Poop Brothers appear from nowhere, to abruptly end the subject matter. From that point on, poop is the only thing that matters.

Rich Mazur
17 Oct 2019  #48,457

How do you carry the interesting dialog if you are the sole participant?

Being sole participant doesn't bother me since nobody is obligated to read and join. What pisses the fu*ck out of me is when some a-hole here throws sh*it like "Trump insults the Constitution" on the wall and refuses to provide the specifics when asked! A classic hit-and-run argument.

Another version of the same: I write three well edited and logical paragraphs. A moron responds with "You are stupid". That's it. Fu*ck, even my dog - if I had one - would do better. Like "You are stupid because...." If you are (editorial) too fu*cking lazy to elaborate, then just STFU.

The third variety of morons will always ignore the contents and come back with some a-hole comment about my connections with Russia. Like I would be ashamed to be a Russian.

That's why I hate that damn timer. The fact that nobody gives a damn what and how I do it does not help.

That sentence of mine you quoted is not what I meant. I didn't complain that nobody reads my posts. I really don't care. I meant to say that even if I am the only one who knows I screwed up editing, it still does not offer any relief. I am that anal in this respect.

Ziemowit
17 Oct 2019  #48,458

sole participant doesn't bother me

It seems to me that when Johnny Reb is absent on the forum, the forum simply dies out.

Miloslaw
17 Oct 2019  #48,459

It may be busier when he is here........but for all the wrong reasons........

Rich Mazur
17 Oct 2019  #48,460

Even with JR active, it is clear that the US side has little to contribute here. It is a Polish forum after all.
Another problem: too few posters. Which reminds me of that joke about the guys who told all their jokes so many times that they got tired so they gave them numbers. From then on, one would say, 12! and the rest would burst out laughing.

Ziemowit
17 Oct 2019  #48,461

This is beacuse most posters here (myself included) are only keen on producing shrewd remarks, ridiculing other posters, calling them by funny names (like Ptak-Zgnilak, for example), so in general show how very brilliant we who post on the PF are.

kondzior
17 Oct 2019  #48,462

Let me guess: a liberal.

Even worse. A Green nazi.

Rich Mazur
17 Oct 2019  #48,463

You mean those great thinkers who refuse to debate their own claims and agenda?

Z wrote:

"This is because most posters here (myself included) are only keen on producing shrewd remarks"

Your honesty is remarkable.

We are all attention who*res. A forum like this is just one of the ways we get it.

What puzzles me are the nags from the mods and posters to stay on topic. Why? When the thread subject is near exhaustion, the conversation will meander and will often go sideways when a poster offers an analogy and another one debates that analogy.

I also noticed that few here take advantage of the freedom to vent. Instead, they play that Civics 101, good citizen, politically correct line as if their bosses and their wives were standing right behind. Fake and boring.

Bottom line: we don't put traffic lights, speed radar, and a squad car in the middle of Nevada where a car passes once an hour.

dolnoslask
17 Oct 2019  #48,464

Johnny Reb is absent on the forum

What !! where he gone?, I noticed Pam gone too , did they get married?

I see have missed some action!!!

Are the lefties here crying cos PIS won another 4years? oooooopppppssssss.

TheOther
17 Oct 2019  #48,465

It seems to me that when Johnny Reb is absent on the forum, the forum simply dies out.

It's becoming civil again; maybe that's what irritates you. Now get your head out of JR's behind and smell some fresh air. The odor is affecting your logic.

Lenka
17 Oct 2019  #48,466

What !! where he gone?

He just had some cooling off time after a huge melt down and addressing Chemikiem with these lovely words:

Now eat a gob of sht and die you worthless twat.

As to PiS- nah, every nightmare has to end at some point. If not now than after next election. And left getting 12% is definitely giving me hope for the future :)

dolnoslask
17 Oct 2019  #48,467

after a huge melt down

You girls do keep picking on him, I guess he blew a fuse.

left getting 12% is definitely giving me hope for the future :)

Yeah last time they were in power they deported my parents to Siberia , cant wait for the next Marxist massacre.

Anyways nice to see you are still hanging around , thanks for the update.

Lenka
17 Oct 2019  #48,468

You girls do keep picking on him, I guess he blew a fuse.

Oh my, now Johnny is poor innocent boy? Good one.

But anyway, I'm bored with it at the moment anyway.
Welcome back.

Rich Mazur
17 Oct 2019  #48,469

The JR experiment proves the wisdom of "bad attention is better than no attention". While big bad JR is away, we would expect the little female bambies happily hopping around.

Nope. They are in the barn, bored out of they fu*cking minds, waiting the next episode.
Same for Dirk. Everybody goes into that fake virtue signalling mode when he posts. Now, for whatever reason, he does not and this forum is near coma, close to flatlining.

Last bit of wisdom: never trust a man who does not swear. If trust is not an issue, he will bore to death with his oatmeal personality.

As if to to make sure you will never ask him out to dinner, he will include "seems", "appears", and other such verbal avoidance tools in every sentence.

Lenka
17 Oct 2019  #48,470

Did it ever cross your mind that we are not signaling virtue but we step in when we see as*** making awful statements that we deeply don't agree with? Just a thought

Rich Mazur
17 Oct 2019  #48,471

but we step in

Step in with what? A counter argument or a personal insult?
Or a deflection?

Przelotnyptak1
17 Oct 2019  #48,472

It seems to me that when Johnny Reb is absent on the forum, the forum simply dies out.

Maybe because Johnny is so unique on this forum, red-blooded American. America is flowing in his veins .the rest of you are forgeries or imitators, at best

You see, America in the warped mirror that does not represent the US at all. Your image of America is a rotten dish, served to you on the daily bases by the corrupted media

CNN-BBC, most of the euro politicians .in other words you don't know Jack All the mud thrown in the US direction, Johnny should take meekly in the arse

Without a word of protest. Well, that is your problem, you misjudging Americans and America, because of your ignorance.
All the attacks, viciousness, vengeful, relentless forming at the mouth is worthy of the Holy Inquisition. They could learn a lot from the members of this Forum

dolnoslask
17 Oct 2019  #48,473

Welcome back.

Hey thanks.

Did you know it was world libtard pronouns day yesterday, maybe everyone here could let me know which pronouns they wish to be addressed , I would hate to go to prison or get fined for getting it wrong even Cheshire Police are concerned about it..

liveleak.com/view?t=Sjl8_1571318470

Rich Mazur
17 Oct 2019  #48,474

Your image of America is a rotten dish, served to you on the daily basis by the corrupted media

Totally fu*cking brilliant. And the rest of the post.
To his credit, Z is not the main offender, if he is at all.
CNN has officially abandoned all pretense of neutrality. It's Pravda, except a lot worse, so comparing those two is an insult to Pravda.

TheOther
17 Oct 2019  #48,475

this forum is near coma, close to flatlining.

Why are you here then? You like watching comatose patients?

dolnoslask
17 Oct 2019  #48,476

HEY!!!!

Stop upsetting the Americans around here , you never know when we will need them to save our sorry European imperial a$$es for the THIRD time.

TheOther
17 Oct 2019  #48,477

Stop upsetting the Americans around here

I'm American. I'm not upset. :)

save our sorry British imperial a$$es

America first. Don't forget.

dolnoslask
17 Oct 2019  #48,478

Errrm , I don't think you are American in the same way a few Polish born and bred posters here are not Polish.

Rich Mazur
17 Oct 2019  #48,479

Being an American is not a piece of paper. I was an American before I had any idea how to get the hell out.

dolnoslask
17 Oct 2019  #48,480

No you were just a migrant that left his family and homeland for a better life in the US, no different to the Mexicans doing the same today, just you don't want them to have the same opportunity as you did, oh the hypocrisy.


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