Where I come they were unable to show me what Milosc is.

i have never in my own alive ears heard this word Milosc uttered by any tongue.

i have never in my benevelont life ever looked into the eyes of my siostra.

none of my brothers look like me except the one called David who has red and white blood cells and my goodie gumdrop laughter.

i heard the voice of dear Wislawa Szymborska it was only one word i cannot remember for the crying life of me what year it was.

i was about 5 feet two inches and i was living in a place called Campus Commons.

it was only one word it was just "Well'

now Well is a fonky word in english it is very quite alive also like the wonderful Love Mee Lowsz. Me Knows.

anyhow i recently learned there is no Polska word for a simple "no"

but when i listen to my dear Wislawa read her poems in my Grannie's tongue she sounds italian and Latin sometimes.

it happens.

yadda anyhow No is an important word in american english because a lot of these folks do not know how to say it nor how powerful it is.

i notice the word for "and" in my Polska is "i" and i love that word but in my Polska it sounds a lot like my dear siostra called Denise Rodriguez from Guatamala when she says "i had beans and rice for dinner" she says i hhad beans eeeeeeeeeee rice.

do you understand where my mind travels when i am hungry and living in a town i never made?

i do wish i did not think in puny english it is a dangerous phenomenon but i do know Love because my Grandmother Jojo taught me how to shuffle a deck of cards at the age of 8 in the 1990's when everybody in america thought Bill Clinton was a lovely guy because he played saxaphone.

anyhow i drift. apologies. this is not my language.

i know what love is because Jojo is always with me. i know how to cook a potato just like you know how to cook a potato but i cannot cook a potato like you dot it. same for me same for you yadda yadda.

love is love.

There is. It's 'nie'. Just means no, same as in English. People say it quite a lot here!

Thank you dear Atch.

Is it allowed to say NoNieNoNie ho ho ho?

this is important my friend i am moving to Krakow and if i cannot say this i cannot move to Krakow alright.

You're welcome Cas, prosze bardzo! And yes in Polish is even easier than no, just 'tak', no fancy pronunication or anything.

oh oh my goodness Tak is lovely word.

i think that shall be the only word i say in the Krakow airport when i touch down even to the cab drivers.

how much is bus fare in Krakow? in the city that i go to far from my village bus fare is 2.50$ for 3.5 hours.

i'd rather walk. whatever man.

its very hilarious Atch that in engyleash it sounds Talk.

so i can say No in my Mother tongue two ways Tak and Nie

and when i say Tak i'm saying No in Pole lush and Talk in engylush?

hold on man i need to turn off this compootery **** shat sh sh this is all so beautiful it is too much i shall dream about this.

PokoPokoj Atch.

Is this thread for real?
What the fuq am I reading here?

Yes it is. Milosz is one of jon's and harold's buddies, but he's had too much of this VIP lager 1.49 zł a bottle or something.

Cas actually sounds a fun guy...

Sounds like easy to deal with.


You're just trolling the thread you don't want to contribute to, as usual.

Milosz is Plastic Polly?


err....so wtf are you doing here then?
You've been working hard on gaining Polo's title of King Troll recently. You'll never bet him though

Hello, my name is Wulkan, I stalk Smurf's posts on polishforums, please help me, this is what I've become.

I fear you need to see psychiatrist.

Right back at ya sexy

:x

ok guys i stopped vodkey and am now awake.

smurf if you really do need a psychiatrist like this guy Wulkan says. i am the only person born in usa who knows therapy and i will not hate you ok i can listen cousin.

anyhow if anybody could send me any link or info about an ancient therapy technique called Dialectical Behavioral Therapy and what they do about it in Poland i would be in much gratitude to you. this is the method of therapy i was trained in and Taoism and Mindfulness is very good for people with mental health issues you really do not need a lot of those silly chemikillllls or pills. you need Dialectics and Love.

someody send me msg about i am a troll.

it seems to be a funny funny to cal somebody a troll who you know is not a troll.

this is my Polska poka polka dot yes.

i know i am not a troll but this messge caling me a troll is very important thing it seems.

oh well i do not worry i eat my strawberry at 8:07am and i walk into the woods to go doo doo.

did you guys know that these americuzzzzzins do not use any wet stuffs to get da dung offa the yanno where?

it is all very disturbing.

i use the baby wipes they are 1.50$ for about 50 of them. it works man i donno why i ever stopped using baby wipes they are clean.

if this is what a troll says and does so be it i think i will learn something by shut my mouth for now.

i come from da poles.

Quite, and he makes far more sense than Johnny or Wasteboy.

I have a feeling insultive delphoid boy's employer may be making it mandatory for him very soon here.