News from parallel universe

Yesterday news

* Poland announced Polexit. Collapse of EU immanent
* Serbian army broken last bastion of narco Kosovo cartel. Belgrade announced that reestablished control on entire Serbian constitutional territory
* Poland annulled its Kosovo recognition and sent call to Serbia for formation of Intremarium
* Poland threaten Lithuania with military intervention over recent pogrom of Polish minority in that country
* Nazi party came to power in Lithuania, France, Croatia and Germany
* Turks declared separation of their autonomy in Germany
* English Sharia institute suggested London as Capital of Islamic league
* Scottish referendum in favor of independence
* Civil War in Belgian
* Dalmatia and Slavonia separated from Croatia
* African Union open for expansion of memberships
* China and Japan signed military alliance
* Eurasian Union declared partial militarily mobilization
* Brazil pledge to form Latin American Union. Call sent to Mexico
* Chicago is new Capital of US-Canadian Republic

Sources please. :-)

Source you say? Source is reliable. I had a vision of whats going on in parallel universe.

@Crow
Lsd? Marijuana? Heroin? Or just sliwowica?

What? What is this thread? Who posted it? I don`t even remember


They told me so ;)

No chance while Mr Khan is mayor of London


What about in Serbia? Watched 2 days ago "S one strane" a serbian-croatian film on the impact of the atrocities committed in the region during the war on present ordinary lives. Interesting..