Random Chat 5

Quit drinking! lol!

Relax brate.

All is well in the universe - as a little bird told me.


He diagnoses quickly, and always accurately.

There are all kinds of Germans some are a mix of Keltic with Scandynavic and some are Slavic. I'm only telling you about ethnic background, you can draw your conclusions.

Could you at least include commas? It should be:

You are getting even for that, dimwit...

Without the comma, that sentence means something else.

Twoja stara piła leży w piwnicy.

Twoja stara piła, leży w piwnicy.

;)

Bad sentence and grammar.
It should be:

Twoja stara piła i leży w piwnicy.

Better yet...

Twoja stara sie zchlala i lezy w piwnicy.

Then it wouldn't illustrate the difference in meaning with a comma.


1. schlała
2. the whole point was the play on words: 'piła' as 'a saw' and 'piła' as 'was drinking'.

I am still able to catch such things...Despite my best efforts, I am still bi.

If I end up in Heaven, I want angels to sing this one for me...

I believe Jordan Peterson calls narcissistic compassion.

...and trans.

Oh, for crying out loud, Novi - give up the act. It's unnatural. Embrace your Polishness again and you WILL go to Heaven (we have a lot of our men there, they'll get you in).

I tried once in 1989 and I didn't even get a free cup of coffee.


Everything is an act unless you have epilepsy.

You have to earn it.

As a trans-American, it's just as easy to buy a cup.
Over the years, I noticed that in the US, being a trans-American makes things a lot easier than being a stubborn 100% Polish clinger.
Those dumb Americans refuse to speak Polish. Many don't believe that Poles make the Earth spin.

Doesn't the earth revolve around the poles?

Is it why nobody wants to live there?

The number of Polish inhabitants is increasing, despite the catastrophically low natural increase.

I really like this new term, Trans-American.

Maybe I am a Trans-Russian.

Trans Power!

What's your height? You must be super tall?

I'm 183 cm, and was only 78 kg at 20. Admittedly I was a little skeletal back then. Now I'm at 88.

Sounds like you may have some doubt about it.


China slowed the rotation of the earth when they built that huge damn.

I can beat that!
I am a trans-American lesbian black woman so I want to be Harvard president or a mayor of Chicago.

Oops...my IQ is too high...sorry..

No you can't.

I forgot to mention I also identify as the President of the United States. It's how I was born. Ever since I was a small boy, I felt I should be vested with the power of the offfice.

Now I am preparing to live my real identity.

Roosevelt and Washington will seem like small peanuts, when Bobko is done with you.

Merged:

the peasnts/chlopi new polish film

anyone seen it?

youtube.com/watch?v=YFtfLsmhsNM

awesome music trailer:

youtube.com/watch?v=amHCTTvWP4o

Ok, that explains everything.

We are the same height. My self-imposed weight range is 197 to 203 lbs.
How people gain 100 pounds is beyond me.

Yes, I can.

In my next life, I will be the Absolute Dictator of the Universe and I will be the meanest sob like the world ever had. No more Mr. Nice Guy...

Like Senator Palpatine from Star Wars! hahaha

You're tall for the "post war" generation.

Alternatively, I come from the most malnourished generation since 1920.

Not a lot of 6FT guys born in the 1940s.

I think average height for Russian my age is probably 5'10, 5'11 in your imperial system of measurement.

Novi Palpatine from Palatine. :):):)

Novi, I only need to remind you that Palpatine was removed from power by his most loyal henchman.

You were raised British so you would know.

@Novichok

How you maintain that range?


See what good American food will do for you? Pits meat on bones. 😀