Let's talk about cars

Take it to the nearest Lexus dealer. They do mine inside out for free while I am having a latte and a snack in front of a 100-inch TV.

My Renault dealer did this too, but because the inspections were every 30000km, it was only once a year.

I can do it once a day but only when it's 25F or warmer. In Novosibirsk, summers are so short...

You mean Novisibirsk?🙂
P.s. 25F is below 0 C ?

It sure is. It's hard to sleep when it's that cold.

I have skoda octavia. As I can't afford ferrari and they want to get read of all cars run by fuel by 2035 I will need to be something smaller maybe they won't get rid of those small engine cars, I don't like electric cars.

If you have an Octavia diesel it is still the best choice today. Electric car except as a city car makes no sense.

Yes that one!

I want one of those mile-long convertibles Russia just retired from May 9 parades.

And colonel Novi would be enough or marshal would be better?

I would have to learn how to drive it standing first.

I put deposits in 2 dealerships for lexus LX600 nori green pearl 2022(any package) since Sept 2021 and jan 2022 still waiting, and forget cyber truck will ever come,guess time to drive my yellow Maluch(Yellow school bus)

Yo Mazur,did you get ya LC?

No, I am driving a Yugo.

guess better then Yaris I rented in Minneapolis airport last tuesday for 2 days for 275 bucks.Hope you make it till 81 driving that.lol and I will call 1 800 flowers if you dont.

I am waiting for a new model: Yugofy.

All immigrants to the great US make that excuse and live miserly.

I always viewed women with disdain for the things they like while unable to explain why. Like 4-inch heels and dental floss for beachwear. Now I know that men are worse.

No matter how terrible the ride and pain in the ass, men want and get those idiotic 20-inch plus wheels with equally idiotic low-profile tires, hard like plywood seats, bolsters that nobody needs but make you feel like sh*it ten minutes down the road, exhaust noise to impress their buddies and annoy everyone else in the 'hood, and 4k amps that rattle windows in the cars three lanes over. All that to assert the a-hole's imaginary superiority or as a cure to the second middle-life crisis.

Yesterday, I went to an upscale used car store in Lisle, Illinois (Diamond Motorwerks) to check out an XK Jag. Those fu*cking bolsters would be too narrow for any 6-foot man - even with bulimia. MB SLs were the same. I guess those are "look at what I just bought" cars - waiting for a sequel to Ferris Bueller's Day Off I guess if it's "sporty" it must feel like sh*it and every crack in the pavement duly noticed.

Only now I noticed that my car has wider wheels at the rear than at the front.🚜

That's a good thing. One day, I will have 295s but I need a car that will take them first.
Wide tires are sexier and look much better than Kim's butt.

I remember car ads in the Chicago Tribune that would show a price and in very small print: with $5000 down payment. People raised hell and stopped that bs.

Now we have a new one....I went to a Lexus dealer only to find out that "price" is the number they advertise plus add-ons that are already on the car and cannot be removed. In my case, the add-ons would add $3,500 to the "price". I was out in less than 45 seconds.

Let's gay it up a bit....Black, gray, or silver?

Volkswagen, is what all the gays buy in the USA. You dont want to be seen driving in one of them.

I wonder, if their sales have declined over the years because you wouldnt catch me dead in one of those fruit loop mobiles..Hahaha

A joke:

What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common????????????

They are both fun to ride until your friends see you!!!😂

You got to do it at night with the lights off.

Mayor Pete Buttedge rides his bike at night with the seat off.

How long is that tube?

Black, gray and gray and one of them is Volkswagen. Whay should I do with my cars? Walk on foot?

Its a gay American thing, you'll be fine in Germany:)

I wonder why they all buy the same type of car though?

If you have an old VW Bug or Van youre still safe, but anything new screams Queer Steer.

Has anyone heard of hypermiling?

Yes, I saw it in films but never in real life:

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Hypermiling has nothing to do with Star Wars, it's just economicay driving, up to 2000 km on one tank.

The worst about cars is when you have the urge to buy one and no real need to do it. I hate it...Guns are easy. Just keep what you have and buy another one....and hope nobody knows to ask why you did it. That's why guns and Polish wives don't mix very well. They have to know everything.