You seem to be projecting Trump's worst points on Biden.
No, you are the one projecting just the opposite, son.
Here are the facts to set you straight over there in Germany.
China joe was inaugurated this week, and due to his incredible popularity with the American people, he was inaugurated in a top secret location behind a massive 12-foot wall guarded by 30,000 soldiers.
The reason President joe did this is that he's just so incredibly popular.
He has so many rabid fans that they might have tried to rush the stage as they're overcome with enthusiasm and love for Biden who is by far the most beloved candidate who has ever run for President.
In addition to the 12-foot electric fence topped with razor wire and the 30,000 heavily armed soldiers who have been vetted as Democrats, there was flying drones programmed to target MAGA hats, a platoon of ninjas, and a moat filled with crocodiles dug all the way around the Capitol Building and White House.
Slow joe then was escorted to a secret underground bunker patrolled by attack choppers where he was given the oath of office in a dark concrete room with all the recording equipment turned off.
"This is a slight break in tradition but it's necessary because Biden is just so incredibly popular and loved by the people," said Nancy Pelosi.
Sources say that Sniffer joey will be brought to an undisclosed location to live out his remaining days peacefully until Kamala Harris's inauguration next week.