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Their number one positive is the ability to lie to and manipulate men. I am dead serious...
Take any woman to a bar and tell her to lie about being abused by her evil husband (all lies) and the moron sitting next to her will offer to off the hubby by sunset tomorrow.

No, I am not exaggerating...Yes, men are THAT stupid.
The only exception is police detectives. They don't buy their sh*it - tears or no tears - for a second and know that in six hours they will hear six different versions of their truth.

This brings me to number 19:

19) Knows how to cry dry and loud

What positives, other than nominal compliance with the evolutionary directive? It is a biological necessity that forces the two enemies to engage.

If I was not revolted by it, I'd much rather live with my friend Tim - all things considered. He's a good drinking partner, and always has a lot of interesting things to share. Unfortunately, the thought of violating Tim's a$shole makes me feel uneasy in the stomach.

Just start with a blowy and see where it goes from there...

Ok, thanks Jon. I'll bear that in mind. For the time being, I think trying to make it work with my old lady seems the more attractive option to providing oral sex to my friends.

That's usually the best thing to do.

For variety, even a bit of hand stuff is fun. People used to say that the difference between a straight man and a gay man was 6 pints of lager. Now it's an E or some M-Cat and the right music.

6 pints of lager is when my spirits only begin to lift. It would take a case of bourbon, some PCP, and a nice whack on the head with a brick for me to play the other side.

If you, guys, are trying to make me throw up, you are about to succeed...

@Novichok

Vulgar stuff from Jon.... but it takes more than that to unbalance this Russian.

Off topic: I think being gay is one of the funniest things one can do. It's just one of the funniest things, period. Up there with farts, and slipping on ice.

Even in one hundred thousand years when people evolve flippers and round, hairy bellies - it will make them laugh when another seal-man puts his penis in another seal-man's butt.

I actually mentioned to my female relatives, friends- women having their own households, them and the kids and the response was usually oh my God yes😄

Kid's gonna be messed up if he grows up with no dad. You need us. Guys win again at the game of life.

Not having a mom, mostly means guy will have trouble connecting with women and be especially vulnerable to attack by certain types of predators. On the balance, not a big loss.

That's because when women resort to crying they have lost the fight.
They know once they start crying they instantly become right.

It's actually not that bad of a price considering a first class ticket on commercial is about half of that.
I was hoping Johnny would take Novi and I on his Learjet down to his yacht.

Where is he? This topic is right up his alley.

A lot of fathers never visit their kid's doctor, go to parent teacher evening etc. Somehow I think not ha ing a mother plays bigger role.

We have other ways of showing our love.

Because moms never let them go alone. When both go, she will take 95% of oxygen.
Helicopters are only females as in "helicopter mom". There are no helicopter dads who suffocate kids.

Any useful to a small kid?


Buahaha. Yes, that's it. They also love alsways being the ones to cut the kid's nails, keeping track pf their appointements etc...

Very true,see what that soap scrubbing did to your hair stupid alcoholic pothead fool???all vanished lol try body wash and shampoo with conditioner if you ever get that hair back recommend that to your fat wife and daughters also or they will soon look like you lol.

Hey did your wife wash my pants that your daughter smeared lol?

LOL you mean homo love?like you show to homo #1 here?

I bet that friend lives in a prestige zip code lol,did the jet taxi land on the top floor of the rented flat in a commie building in a crappy Warsaw neighborhood lol?

Yup helicopter Mom's doing what the Dad teaches the kid to do for himself so he doesn't depend on mommy to turn him into a Fem pussy.

My mom never taught me how to throw a ball, how to fish, how to gut and butcher a deer, how to fart and burp loud, how to give a bully like joker a bloody nose, how to cut my own finger nails, how to drive a car, how to shoot a gun, how to do a lot of important things in life.

@Cargo pants

I meant, taking them on hunting trips, long hikes in the mountains, fishing expeditions. I mean the first drink, the first consolation after heart break. First fight, first failure. I mean coming to them dumbly after they witnessed a fight between you and their mom, and expressing why he is still your number one.

In other words, things only a man can offer.

Or be a government official.. lol

I want to go on one at least once in my life. I bungee jumped off a crane before, so Im not afraid.


Its how the post office locates your area.


I wonder how much a private pilot costs? You know they make bank. Johnny probably knows but hes being mysteriously silent.

How to lie and make up grandiose stories about yourself and pretend to be something youre not? LOL

Ding! Ding! You win!:)

We are still waiting for your Learjet photo???? Or yacht... We know you probably have them hanging on your trophy wall, lets see:):)

The mailing address town someone lives in or near.
Since I live in a small town you could address a letter to me by just putting my name and five number zip code on it and I would get it.

ie:

johnny reb
497**
U.S.A.

That's all and I would get it.
The 497 is Northen Michigan and the last two numbers is the town.

Side note:
It is going to cost me almost as much to fly (Commercial) from Northern Michigan to Chicago (300 miles) than it is from Chicago to Costa Rica (2000 miles).......


You really miss me when I am not here don't you. HooT !
Private pilots make about $100k a year.

I feel I've been too salty.

Whatever Jon says about blowing people and "giving a hand", I think it's women that teach us to be gentle.

This war is a good example. The commentary coming from the PF women has been distinctly different in tone and substance than what the men had been posting. I really do admire Paulina for putting the humanitarian issues front and center, and it does make it more difficult to argue with her.

Have you even flown on one? I cant believe anything Johnny says. I would like to take a trip to Vegas:)


Thats it!! LOL

I know carpenters and plumbers that earn more than that.

Enjoy your trip to Warsaw on LOT sitting in economy class. Youre so small. I guess, leg room isnt an issue. Im sure you always purchase the seat next to the toilety though. Or do you bring a box of "Depends" with you?

The same in the UK with post codes. One per street or part of a street.


That makes sense. The Inland Revenue (tax office) in the UK used to use them before electronic banking to collect cheques from the largest companies. Sending someone up by train to a major employer then bringing them by jet down to London to deposit the cheque was cost effective since the interest that would have been lost while the cheque was in the post was far more than the cost of using the plane.


Yes, but company ones so not wood-panelled or leather seats and definitely no champagne. If there's a few people and a long journey it can be cheaper than going by road and paying for hotels etc.

I remember when I sent Roz a postcard from Jamaica.
Her address was very weird to me but she told us that she got it.
(Bob Marley sucking on a huge spliff)
Does Poland have similiar post codes ?

Same here, always company. Aside from the fact that I hate flying, there is the added discomfort of nausea for me on the way up and on the way down that I don't get on commercial. No amount of scopolamine or Dramamine does the trick for me. It's the same on boats, unless it's something huge.

I've been diving for the last ten years or so, and despite my love for it I always sort of dread my trips. I've thrown up into my regulator more times than I care to mention, because when I'm jumping off the boat I'm usually already super nauseous. After about 2 minutes or so underwater, I start feeling normal again. Then when everyone is back on the boat and enjoying their sandwiches or whatsapping on their phone, I'm doing circles around the boat with my snorkel to avoid being on it. A few times I felt seasick after getting off the boat for several hours. Something about my physiology I guess.

So in the end, it has to be commercial for me, and I don't travel by boat unless it's to catch something fantastic or to go diving.