Let's talk about cars

I already checked into this but the gain in hp is too small and the cost too high to make sense. Plus Lexus wouldn't service it most likely.

I am depending on my "cyber trucks" 2 of em if they ever come out but not that expensive 35k and the top model for 89k both with full options without solar charge.

I like this BMW........😂

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I don't think a girl can get pregnant in it.

Look safe though..lol

They need small cars to squeeze though those tiny Euro streets.

Why not. Read the Camasutra.

She would obstruct his vision and cause an accident.

I liked those cars with long front seats with no console lol one could get a bj while driving and now the car lights are always on when started if you have to park a car in the forest and cops come running:)esp if its cold and even in the summer in forest mosquitoes kill ya lol

Reverse cowboy Rich, reverse cowboy, while she is driving the car, he is driving her. :-)

I remember that ride vividly...
Today, anyone who would go to a park for some action without a gun is a suicidal idiot.

This is America. :):)
We are blessed to be living in Europe in civilised countries.

Wrong!
It has been done!

Another dream hits the dust...I went to test the most beautiful car ever designed - the Jaguar XK coupe.
With the steering wheel all the way up and the seat all the way down and back I couldn't get in without breaking my knees. I was ready to cry...

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@Novichok
Victorian Jag is nothing for you.

What you just posted is not clear...

Remember the Dukes of Hazzard? lol

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@Novichok; #676
Jaguar does not have a very good reputation in Germany, just like the entire British economy, despite the fact that it builds nice designed cars. In addition they are now in lndians or some other Chinese hands.

Or in the US,I tried there F pace crossover,rattles like Maluch and feels like a flintstone car.

May I suggest a Toyota Avalon Limited to take for a test drive, Rich.
0 - 60 in 6 sec.
Extremely well built and 30 plus mpg.
Both comfort and speed.
If you want a hotrod, then go buy a Dodge Hell Cat with over 700 hp off the show room floor that does 0-60 in 3.4 seconds

If you want comfort, then go buy a loaded Caddy.
You want something in-between then get the Toyota.
They don't make luxury cars for the 1/4 mile, Rich, so it's either ither.
You don't know what you want is the problem.
Ain't it great to be an American...... ;-)

I want (1) a toy car that puts a smile on my face or (2) a super comfortable car that would make my ass smile, The world needs an affordable combination of both and without those stupid bolsters.

Avalon is the most sensible car out there right now.

"Hotrods" would get me killed or arrested. 0 to 60 in 5s is good enough. Unfortunately, I don't physically fit in those and they are loud because men who buy them are idiots.

I'm telling you and make sure it is a Limited edition.
I used to have one and loved it.
Quiet, lots of room, every option available on vehicles, 31 mpg and snappy.
Give one a test drive Rich and see what you think.
They are about the same as a Lexus and about as pricey starting at $45,000.
The new hybrids get over 40 mpg.
I need awd where I live, and Avalon's don't come in awd.

Also, make sure about the expiration date. Ha!

Another group I hate with a passion is car designers. These morons, without any exceptions, got together when nobody was watching and decided that any two-door "sporty" car must be as uncomfortable as humanly possible. That includes "feeling the road" because feeling that over-bolstered hard-ike-plywood seat is not enough.

Oh, and the exhaust noise must be annoying enough to make listening to music or the passenger virtually impossible.

@Novichok
The designers are responsible for prototypes. Then the "real" engineers turn the prototype into the final version which is just a compromise between what could be and what must be. Only once I had a car, which in the final version was identical to the prototype. It was a Renault Avantime. Until today, a car out of this world....

I like designers.

To me, as a prospective buyer, everybody is a designer - from the guy who wrote the marketing specs to the faggot who chose the colors. Engineers are just part of the team.

The worst scum is the penny pinchers who demand that a metal part of the timing chain tensioners be plastic so that after very few miles that 50-cent plastic poc breaks and a 10,000 dollar engine is garbage. That's what Jaguar did, for example.

@Novichok

I went to Ford the other day to look at some trucks. They dont have many in their inventory, so they think this gives them permission to treat ppl with a condensing attitude.

After 5mins of him telling me hes doing me a big favor. I told him. I wouldn't buy a car from an arrogant prick like you and walked out the door.

You would have been proud of me.

I took my Ram to the mechanic and had a complete service done.

Ill drive it for another year to see if things get back to normal and the customer is king again.

I don't take any crap from them either and you were correct to stand your ground.
My agony now is which way to go...another practical 4-door sedan or something really stupid like a yellow corvette with zero to sixty in four. I can get either one for about 30 gees.

If I go the stupid route would end up with three cars and a wife telling me that I am a moron.
I noticed that prices for LS460s are dropping like crazy...

My wife said, yoy should buy a yellow Cotvette.

You worked hard all your life, do whatever you want you earned it.

Perhaps, when I get older Ill buy another motorcycle? I really miss riding but too many cars and illegals driving thru red lights.

Oh yeah! Some guy sideswiped my mirror off 2 days ago and wouldn't stop! I think he was drunk and pi$$ed off about the election.

I took a pic and made a police report. Look at this clown car!

I got hit by Trump and Pritzker! LOL

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My wife said, you should buy a yellow Cotvette and additionally a yellow dress for her.