Their are no poor people in America
that;s true, I once met an American and he had 27 Lada cars, honestly
Mazarattis on every street, so much so that kids tend to throw stuff at them; not rocks though, no, in America people are so rich they throw gold bars at stuff.
Another time, I met an American and he owned 14 different belts, 2 for each day of the week; hot-damn he was rich
No poor people in Amerikay
I once read that because America has no poor people that they eat faberge eggs for lunch, I thought that was weird coz normal people eat eggs for breakfast but hey, that's Amerikay
No poor people in Amerikay
That's certainly true, you'll never read a truer thing from Johnny Reb, he's never fibbed in his life, not once, no never.
Lies make baby Jesus cry and Merikans hate to see the baby Jesus cry; they're no problem with adult Jesus being tortured on cinema screens, but the tears of baby Jesus are basically kryptonite for Merikans
Gawd bless you Merikay, good feckin luck