Joke of the Day

Knock, knock.
Who's there ?
Cargo.
Cargo who ?
Car go, "Toot toot, Vroom, vroom !"

What do you get when you cross yourself with a potato?

Dick-tater!

What do you get when you cross a man with a pig?

Governor Pritzker!

What do you get when you put a lipstick and wig on Bruce Jenner?

Caitlin Jenner!

What do you get when you pis* off Novi?

The middle finger and a short essay to match...

Usually a meltdown from an immature potty mouth hateful smelly senile pig.
Where does all the turd in the punch bowl's depressing perpetual hate come from.
Some psychiatric help and medications could cure his toxic vomit inducing annoyance here.

Thats hilarious!

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Why are Pritzker's suits so expensive?

Because they need an acre of fabric to make one.

Knock, knock.
Who's there ?
Atch.
Atch who ?
Bless you !

Your joke has my blessing, Johnny. Here's one for you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel Who?
Isabel necessary on a bike?

The problem is that Atch has turned into a forum azhole. :(:(:(:
Fekk all azholes and mongrels of the forum!!!

She is a nice lady. However, you are the biggest twat that ever posted on PF:):)

I concur.


No she has not, she is the same old Atch that she has always been.
You posted that at 2 a.m. so my guess is that you are drunk again.
Tell us Luke, what brought your attacking her on ?
Did she do something to you personally that she deserved that ?
If not an apology is in order when you are sober.

She is not old, women remain forever young.

She passed a quick judgment on Poland with which I disagreed and decided to use the same style on her - my calling her a forum azhole and earlier an Irish loser hunting for a Polish husband is the same type of a quick judgment. Now we are even. :):):

Last but not least, she is a too sensitive mod. She deleted one of my threads in which I disclosed and ridiculed her lousy English. Ha!!!

So you started it by ridiculing her lousy English.
I see.
And that is one of the reason we have lost so many members here over the years is because narcissists like you, Novi and the Brit bullies tactics of attacking, insulting and shaming people for the coming here to learn the proper English language.

And you being a teacher at an International School of Poland should know better.
You are a disgrace to your profession.

No, she started it when she tried to teach me English but I proved it was her who actually needed education. Ha!!!! And then she deleted the whole thread.


While you are posting at 6 am. Why so early???? You have no life without us, do you? :):):)

He is a disgrace to the whole human race. Wiat he is a baboon so can't expect too much from an ape.

Atch is also one. Don`t meddle into two teachers` argument, you are a mental loser who knows and understands nothing. hahahaha

I am not a mod - and my English is about as close to perfect as you'll find in this world. So put that on your needles and knit it!

Joke of the Day! hahahaha


I gave up knitting a few years ago when I tried to knit a sweater and got long johns.

I just proved my case. o/O
You may lord over your 4th and 5th grade students by shaming them however you are way out of your league here.
Your Hahaha immaturity is the rock you try to hide behind.

Ours is Premier League while yours is trampkarze from Pcim. hahahahaha


How can I hide if I am sitting on the rock???

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Is it because you have felt so inferior living there in Poland that you rely on your immature shaming defense and try to hide behind childish humor when you are called out on it ?

Amassing how you like talking to yourself! :):)


Am I a man child for nought??? :):):)

Again, I just proved my point.


Yes, a very troubled man child when you are off your meds and drinking alcohol.
Now that you know that Atch is not a Mod. and did not delete your thread it may be time to admit you were wrong and apologize to her.

I only take fish liver oil for vitamin D. When I am off it, I do feel unwell, indeed - Vitamin D helps to prevent winter depression. Ha!!!


Who said so??? Did they prove it???


Of course she did - she couldn`t bear it when sb found her perfect English not so perfect after all. hahahaha

I did. And that's an end to it.

Though I freely acknowledge that I am a congenital Bossy Boots, I have zero interest in being a Mod on this or any other forum. Tedious doesn't even begin to describe such an activity.

Btw if you think this is some kind of hilarious form of banter between us, may I disabuse you of that notion. Go away and peruse some seed catalogues or something; spring is coming.

Putin also said he wouldn`t invade Ukraine. And what? :):):)


You may abuse or disabuse me at will but never repeat your stinking lies about Poland coz I will have to react just like I did with my quick judgements on you and it won`t be nice. Why are you so obsessed with introducing bad atmosphere in the forum???

Unfortunately Luke is not man enough to admit when he is wrong.


Threatening women to lord over them is one step up from threatening children to lord over them.
You are one troubled person that should not be allowed around either.

How can I be man enough being a man child???? Try to be more consistent. :):):)


Your trouble is that I am fully intent on troubling rightists, homo sovieticuses, stinking liars, nazio boys, mongrels, plastic Poles and all other azholes who make all this mess in the forum, Poland and the world. Ha!

Exactly my point, you aren't.


Have you ever notice that NOBODY misses you when you are gone from here ?
In fact we couldn't wait for Christmas vacation to be over, remember, BYE !
There are two narcissists that have destroyed this forum and you are one of them.


What are rightists ?
Do you mean Conservatives ?
If so, you are out numbered 10:1 so cry all you want to about it.
Nobody cares what your intent is because this isn't your forum as much as you pretend it is.