Joke of the Day

Hollywood weiro activists look like complete fools and they dont even realize it.

They truly are a sad joke!

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That's her son.

Don't be surprised. She has issues.

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Can you imagine if everybody was LGBT? I can easily imagine if everybody was not.

Jailbird Joker was arrested for drunk & disorderly person and was brought before the judge.
The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Jailbird Joker says "Okay, let's get started."

When a transgender man wants to marry a transgender woman, who goes down to propose?
As a married couple, which one is the husband? The one with the dick or the one with the breasts removed?
Which one will be "my daddy"? The one that shaves the face or armpits?

More BORING Rinse & Repeat

Hmmmm.......Postman?

Milkman?

Also possible.

In Russia usually closest neighbour assumed.. ;)

A gay jogger was running thru the woods in northern Michigan and saw Jailhouse Jim passed out next to the trail with a empty bottle of wine next to him. The gay jogger, waiting for his chance, pulls down his pants and bones JJ in the dupa then leaves $20 next to him. When JJ comes too, he has no recollection of what happened to him and is ecstatic about the $20. Hastefully he runs down to the liquor store and buys another bottle. Once again, he slams it down and passes out along the trail. This happens continually for a few days until hes leaving $100 next to him. JJ is so excited about his new found wealth and runs backs to the liquor store, slaps the $100 on the counter and tells the clerk....

" I want a a $100 worth of whiskey because that wine youre selling me hurts my ASS!"

I have always suspected that New World wines are not the best.

After this, I will never go to Michigan or drink wine. You just ruined both for me...

Have you seen all those Michigan winerys as you cross the border? Its considered the worst wine in the country by many. I dont drink wine either, its nasty.

I have a bottle but only if somebody gives me one.

That's the joke stupid, we give all the inferior wine too the tourist from Chicago and keep the best for ourselves. Hahahaha

HaHaHa! "Jailhouse Jim" makes a fool of himself,AGAIN!
There is no decent wine made in Michigan or Illinois for that matter......what an utter moron!

Its no joke at all! Michigans wineries suck!


Really, Bacchus???

So, this business that advertises all over the country is keeping the good stuff for you winos up North, huh?

taborhill.com

What about this place that you know nothing about as well?? Hahahaha

redtopwinery.com

The more you talk the more you put you foot into your mouth...lol

The only wine you can afford is Boones farm or Mad Dog 20/20

Exactly.... the man is a complete moron!

My gay jogger joke about him really set him off today... Hes really touchy about his wine. Poor alcoholics up there in the woods with nothing to do but drink everyday.

Oh but there is Pee Pee Pants.
World renowned.
Puts that British swill to waste but I hear that it is getting better than it use to be.


I must have missed it, tell us again.


Not really a wine guy as it all tastes like rotten grapes to me.
Now you are a cheap beer guy, right, Jailbird.
Didn't you post that is what you were plastered on when they 👮‍♂️ arrested you and hauled you in to lock up ?

This is the funniest joke ever to be posted on this thread!!!


Have you or any other Europeans ever heard about these "world rewonded Michigan wines?

Perhaps, Wet Brain can give us a brand name then?

The only thing Michigan is world famous for, is Detroit! LOL

joker, and then you go shoot your guns together wink wink.

Discharging a firearm while intoxicated will get you jail time but jail time is nothing new to joker.

Or to you "Jailhouse Jim".........

Does your wife know that you are in love with joker ?

Whats the difference between anal sex and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesnt fart when you take the meat out.

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@Joker
The first things that caught my eye were the Audi badge on the steering wheel and the Louis Vuitton handbag. 🤔

Audis are Volkswagens for snobs.