Joke of the Day

It must be a bit crap for a lot over there since so many do meth, fentanyl and OxyContin.

And the rest go to weed dispensaries or do ching.

Which part?

Was it the "Plus two, or minus one" part, or the part where Johnny makes love to a fish?

If it's the fish part - you should know this is something he's actually well known for. So much so, that his preferred species of fish is known to local literaliti - which is the common skate.

What is natural, is not disturbing.

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The fish part. Fish have teeth. Ouch...

Poor sad old you, having to rely on those paultry SS benefits...... You should have planned better.

Talking about JR Jim;


Talking about JR Jim;


Nothing but the truth.......

Social security paying enough for an enjoyable old age absolutely has to be joke of the day!


He planned at all? Or is your advice also an entry for joke of the day? There's nothing in the sad story of Jailhouse Jimmy that suggests any planning, from his earliest days of punching nuns in the face right up not spend more than four months in the slammer without coming up with a vaguely plausible reason for not posting here!

@Lazarus

LOL!!!!

Thank you! But don't award me the prize for joke of the day yet, hopefully he'll soon have finished his 'refreshments' and we'll get some high-class repartee from a suitably tired and emotional recent jailhouse resident.

Do I really have to defend myself to you ?
No, but I will shame you again.


Add that to my pension and dividends on my stocks and bonds and the interest on my savings accounts and a few other sources of income, plus my house and vehicles paid for, no debts and I am living modestly

How about you Chris, no social security, no pension, making rent payments, no savings, no stocks and bonds, no dividends, no interest, still owe money back in Warsaw, no job and paying alimony with your government welfare check while drinking the cheapest beer that you can find.

What an enjoyable life. L.O.S.E.R.

No wonder you are so jealous and full of hate.
Suck on that !

Dont drink too much Guinness!

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You should have posted a picture of Don King. He had the classic pint of Guinness look!

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A blonde woman goes to the vet with her goldfish.
"I think it's got epilepsy," she tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The blonde says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."

Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing her jigsaw puzzle?

Because the box said it was for "2 to 4 years."


A pint of Guinness sounds good right about now:) The imported stuff doesn't taste the same. I actually liked Harp whilst visiting, you can drink more than 2 without your belly expanding.

You summed it up mate..... "Modestly" and not "Well".....Poor organization.....

Modestly is more humbling and less likely to get attacked, shamed or insulted.
I guess I was wrong, Pee Pee Pants because you confirmed that you are the joke of the day lol

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb ?
Let's go ride our bikes !

Hey, we found Jons bicycle. I wonder if there is a reward, but I dont want it thought.....Haha

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Has it got room for your window cleaning ladder and squeegee on?

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LOL. Have you seen the Bank of Englands newest 10 pound note?

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I've actually seen a fake £1 years ago that was almost perfect except that HM The Q was topless. I wish I'd saved it.

LOL!!!!!

She would give a lot to have those 10 pounds...

Do you think chiropractors children are well-adjusted ?

It depends, they can tilt to the right or left.

Ha Ha! I figured out why the Royals hate the red headed stepchild now.

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About those "royals"...Here is my prediction:

In 25 years, their king will be a Muslim. In 50 years, "she" will be a transgender migrant from Africa with a nose bone.

Its practically like that right now. The have muzzies mayors and are outgrowing the Brit population. Unless, they grow some balls and kick all the leftards out of government.

Harry is the spitting image of the riding instructor. I wonder if the Queen had him killed too?

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Why women do this crap is beyond me... I am some azhole's sex slave?

How come we have Kwanzza and black history month? They get 2 months of celebration.

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White pride month starts in March. How could it be racist when blacks have 2 months to whites 1?

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If you want to see a deer in the headlights, ask some gay activist why LGBT+ excludes you. I did. It was fun for three seconds...