Joke of the Day

...and disturbing...

They do weird things up in the Northern Michigan woods. Not many people around, mostly country bumpkins with nothing to do.

Whats worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face?

Finding out it was traced.

did you hear about the house built by lesibans?

Its all tongue-in -groove, with no studs.

Life is like a box of chocolates..... It doesn't last very long for fat people.

Whats the hardest thing about rollerblading?

Telling your parents youre gay.

How do you know you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Grow up you and show some respect to the girls here penis breath.


We like it like that unfortunately people from Chitcago spend a lot of money to come up here to ski, snowmobile, hunt and ice fish in the winter.

When Joker went to Hawaii to learn how to surf he only got as far as surf and turf.




He lost me on that one as well.......

What do you call a sunny day in Michigan?

A miracle!


If it weren't for all that Chicago money flowing through your little towns, you would all be broke. Youre welcome:)

Gee, how did we manage for two years without you during the Covid shut down then ? LMAO !
Guess that proves you wrong on that one because nobody up here starved without your flowing money. duh !
I tell you the truth, we would be much happier if you stayed in your Chitcago with your rude mannerless hate.
You see our bumper stickers up here that say," Welcome to Northern Michigan, now go home". lol
Sunday night is Jokers get drunk night.
Some things never change.

You would still be eating shrubs and having sex with your Northern Pike if it weren't for tourism.. lol

And you would still be trapped in your ghetto in Chitcago eating Big Macs and Kentucky Fried while I am eating venison steaks and wild blackberry pie.

All you do when you come here is plug up our roads with your rude driving manners and pollute our lakes.
Please don't come here anymore even though you have never been up here to spend any money. HooT !
Joker gets drunk on Sunday nights and wants to argue as everyone already knows.
Suck on that !

Its Saturday night Pijak!!!

How many fingers of Jack Daniels have you had so far tonight? Pot/Kettle.. LOL

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NO,REALLY ! Hoot !


None, tomorrow is church and I want to have a clear head when I pray for your lost soul.
Now for the joke:
When God created you He ask you what kind of nose do you want and you were drunk and thought he said 'hose' and you said, "Give me long one."

HAhahahahaha !

So now he has to use his nose......

It doesnt make any sense at all, just drunken gibberish..Haha

How are Michigan sex offenders and tornados the same?

It only takes one to ruin a good village!

Who was it that said that some villages in Michigan have two at the same address?

My god man! You don't even know what day it is! How drunk are you?????

He blames others for exactly what hes doing and didn't even know what day it was because he was bombed again.


I wonder if they both got locked up at the same time....... They dont let you access internet forums from jail either.

Did you find that out when you were locked up for drunk driving ?
Lucky that you didn't kill some innocent family.
Your family must have been really proud of you.

Just more made up stories from Jailhouse Jim!

You posted it or have you forgotten ?
I bet you lost that post too didn't you, Jailhouse Joker.

Prove it, you cant! How many DUIs do you have ? Is that what you had to do a 4 month stint? LOL


Krarakoww the mimicking parrot is out of ideas, out of ideas, kraaak!

Its not fair getting into a battle of wits with an unarmed man!

Everyone here saw you post how you went to jail so quit lying.
It is a simple yes or no question.
Did you go to jail for an alcohol offense YES or NO ?
No essays.
There, I just proved it, Jailhouse Joker. :-)
We have to keep drunks like you off the road, period.

Who is everyone Jailhouse Jim? It's only you because you're lying as usual and can't prove anything at all. What's the matter, are you still steaming about your paltry 2cent S.S. benefit raise from Biden? Well, it's you're own fault that you never accomplished anything when you were younger!

You're the Jack Daniels drinking booze hound that doesn't even know what day it is!

Jailhouse Jim the lying forum drunk!

Is saying that somebody who counts his last two cents can afford Jack Daniels your contribution as joke of the day?

These 2 cents can't buy anything and Daniels can be stolen.

Is saying that somebody who is out on bail would steal Jack Daniels your contribution as joke of the day?

Teacher: Class, what is the square root of 64?
Whites: 8
Blacks: Math is racist.

But meth isn't racist, everyone takes it.