Joke of the Day

The only things that are useless are your constant denials and obfuscations.

And I was talking about you, Karen


Quit flirting.
I've told you a dozen times that I am not your cup of tea so take your raging ovaries elsewhere.
You seem to take interest in Piehole, maybe he would be a catch for you.
He is femmy enough you could put a nose ring in him which you could never do in me.
You both seem to be on about the same maturity level.


OH, o.k., we didn't.....Go back to post #84 in this thread and start reading.
jon357, Ironside and I destroyed your feminist meltdown.


Thats why I ask you if it was a trick question.
I guess you were too short to understand that. lol
Hey Paulina, send me your address and I will send you a 'Ask Lexis' or a 'Siri' so you can have someone to argue with all day long. Hoot !

@johnny reb
Hey, JR, leave me out of this one, since it's a case of maybe; they're common here but feminism wasn't in it.

Hormones maybe but men have those too plus other issues.

I just like joke threads and come from a society where banter is normal and people have thick skins

Plus, we've got the best humour in the world if not the universe.

Q. Why is lesbian sex like cricket?

A. It goes on forever and there's a lot of men watching it at home, alone, on the internet.

Q. Why are British people like coconuts?

A. We're hard of the outside but nice and sweet once you get inside us.

And frequently found full of alcohol and holding an umbrella...

Then why did you tell me to send a picture of myself in a bikini to you and then concluded that "We can go from there"?


But that's my post in which I thanked Miloslaw for his reaction. So? Where's that "thrashing"?


I didn't have any "meltdown". I thanked Milo for his reaction and then you, jon357 and Ironside had your sexist meltdowns.


You got yourself in this on your own.

That's low, especially coming from a supposed left-winger.


Johnny_reb putting my and Lenka's names in his joke was not "banter". It was disgusting and disrespectful and his intention was to humiliate me and Lenka, as is often the case when such sexist a$$holes like him use sexuality against women. You're not a woman, so I guess you don't know what it's like.


Not everyone has or has to have skin as thick as yours. And not everyone is willing or should be forced to put up with crap from the likes of johnny_reb.

@ Novi, this one is for you :)) I guarantee you'll like it!

Left wing politics is about the means of production rather than the minges of reproduction...

@jon357, really? And I thought that left-wingers are pretty strongly in favour of tolerance, equality, human rights (that includes women's rights) and are against misogyny and sexism...


Just getting lower and lower, huh?:

collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/minge

Happen you did.


That's' where they're situated unless you're doing handstands again...

@jon357, I already know that you're an a$$hole, you don't have to produce even more proof.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANNOYING GAY MAN?

A pain in the arse.

Some people are easier to wind up than an old alarm clock :-D

@jon357, only trolls have the need to wind up people and are proud of that. So I guess you're one of them.

No. I'm a gnome who escaped from one of Maf's puns.


Don't confuse need and desire...

It all! Tell me you are not doing it for the sake of argument? You don't have the decency to move it to random.

It is an easy two-step move, the next post plant in the random thread. Simple!
Why do you insist on trashing a joke thread? I get it you have no sense of humor or think that jokes here are not funny but that is not a real reason.

The real reason for trashing this thread is that you are petty and you enjoy spoiling the fun others are having, are you jealous?
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So there are doubts about it? Are women human beings? Do they belong in the same category of humans as men?
I guess that what that stress on 'human/women rights' is about,
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And yet you are not able to tolerate some fable joke in some obscure forum in a random joke thread that seldum few will ever read.

Do even know what tolerance means? Seems to me you have no clue as a progressive modern ignorant leftie.
Try to control, censor, and punish people for a joke you didn't like.
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against misogyny and sexism...
Seems to me you are sexist here accusing posters of vile deeds or words, just because they are men.
Seems to me in your world men have no rights.

I don't know "it all". I know though that I don't like it when some pervert is putting my name on purpose in a sleazy, sexual joke. Now, tell me, why do you have such a big problem with the fact that I don't like it, but you don't have a problem with johnny_reb's primitive, provoking behaviour? What is wrong with you?


I can tell you that, but you won't believe me anyway and you don't care why I'm doing it, so what's the point?


Johnny_reb chose to post his sexual joke with my and Lenka's names here, not in Random, even though we weren't even posting in this thread. Miloslaw wrote his criticism of johnny_reb's joke in this thread, not in Random. Johnny_reb and jon357 commented on my post also in this thread and not in Random. You also decided to write your comments, including this last post of yours, in this thread and not in Random. So, why do you expect me to post my responses in Random if all of you: you, johnny_reb, jon357 keep writing in this thread, you hypocrite?


If it's so simple, then why don't you do that yourself? lol

Why do you, johnny_reb and jon357 decided to continue this argument and trash this thread as result? You could all just ignore my thanking comment to Miloslaw, so why didn't you?

Ironside, do you realise that by prolonging this argument with me (and that's what you're doing right now), you're thrashing this thread yourself? So why are you doing this? Is it because you have no sense of humour? Is it because you are petty and you enjoy spoiling the fun others are having? Are you jealous?


I'm not going to tolerate a sexual joke that was supposed to humiliate me and Lenka personally.


No, there were some jokes in that thread that I didn't like, but I didn't comment on them. So, it wasn't about some random joke about fictitious people. If johnny_reb didn't use my and Lenka's names in that joke - I wouldn't react.

And, besides, I only thanked Milo for his reaction. I literally wrote one post with two short sentences. I didn't attack johnny_reb, I didn't call him names in that comment. So why are you attacking me, even though it was johnny_reb doing the provoking? If all of you didn't comment on that one post of mine, in which I thanked Milo, we wouldn't be even having this conversation right now.


No, I accuse some posters on this forum of some things based on their comments/behaviour. I don't accuse anyone of anything just based on their sex.

Then you must be an idiot, if you really believe that.

So, yes, you made all that raucous because of a one-joke you didn't like and you admit it!

@Ironside, don't lie.

It wasn't me who made the "raucous". I wrote one short comment in which I thanked Miloslaw for his reaction. If the three of you didn't decide to comment on that, my comment would vanish in the sea of jokes.


No. As I already explained - it wasn't about the joke, but about the fact that johnny_reb put my and Lenka's names in a sexual context. He was provoking us on purpose - even you should be intelligent enough to realise that. So don't manipulate.

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Aren't you pathetic? lol!
why would you embarrass yourself like that? there was no need for it. Even Paulina with all her bias, confusion, pettiness, and tenacity has some redeeming qualities like persistence, mental stamina, and belief in her gaslighting.

you on the other hand seem like that cowardly half-wit taking potshots from behind a corner and what makes it even more pathetic you miss your target by a mile - every time!

You ask if I had a crush on you and I told you to send a picture of yourself and we could go from there.


It's not, you were patronizing fem boy to gather allies in support for your rant.


Yes you did, like always just so you could get some attention.....AGAIN !


Boo Hoo Hoo, neither are you, you are a little girl seeking a pity party

Finally found that lost photo album.....

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What comes around goes around, it's called karma
You think because you are females that you are exempt from being humiliated
Hells bells girl, everyone here gets humiliated !
You can't demand to play the sexist card and have it just YOUR feminist way.


Especially when you know what buttons to push on them......Hoot !


Because it is Atch's thread and Paulina is very jealous of Atch's superior intelligence and superior manners


Nope, drier than a popcorn fart and that is why I call her one of the "no nonsense ladies", very fitting

I dont even speak to that clown yet he decides to put our names in it but we are the ones looking for attention and drama? That IS hilarious.

You're roaring like a wounded bear, and I only gave you a little nudge

That's how she earned the pet name, Karen Honyock


Boo Hoo Hoo - nobody cares what you like and don't like
The world does not evolve around your world
Put your big girls pants on and deal with it and save your tears


And we are not going to tolerate your demanding, controlling rants.
We will mock them every time because nobody care a pence about your tolerance level.
You don't care about mine so why should I care about yours.


Of course not Karen, everyone here believes that as a LIE

Yes, he put your names your assumed names, or your moniker on there. what is a big deal? That is a public forum and you took that risk when you signed up. Now you, or rather Paulina expect some special treatment and is angry that she won't get any privileges here.

That is equality, why would she make a big drama about it?
Since you her attorney ask her!
Did he try to provoke you? Possibly, but that is part of the internet forum and not a big deal/ Making it out to be a big drama is just stupid and petty.

What is it that Paulina can't understand? Try to explain it to her.
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If that is what you see, you are more delusional than I have thought. I have only expressed concerns about you,
Also, I have even given you an opportunity to come clime and have an open go at me as I know you are seething inside since I rightly called you on your BS and told you some harsh words of the truth and admonishment.