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Novichok
23 Jan 2024  #121

Hey, Paulina, I just added the a-hole to my sh*it list so don't be surprised when he discovers you again.

johnny reb
24 Jan 2024  #122

Are going full drama again over nothing?

She is still in full Karen mode from getting her ass kicked by us last week making a laughing stock out of her.
Her defense attorney Lenka was not here to back her up and when she tried to go one on with us and she went apeshit swinging and swearing.

She is like a little wind-up toy to play with.

It's a joke thread, not an argument.

WHO ? PAULINA ! ........Argue is her middle name.

There's always some that will attempt to start arguments, even in a joke thread.

She could argue with an empty room.

jon357
24 Jan 2024  #123

I'm sure I can get you off."

That one's so old it has hot flushes.

johnny reb
24 Jan 2024  #124

That ought to wind he up again.
She will think you are talking about her........or are you. lol

FFS, we're trying to rescue a joke thread, not bicker.

Let Pissa and Moana get it off their chests.
They need to unload.

To me it ended when names were inputted into a joke.

Oh bullshit, it never ends with you two.
How many times do you have to be told that you have to learn how to laugh at yourselves Miss No Non Sense.
WTF is wrong with you stuffy old feminists spinsters.

Did you hear about the two Lesbians that walked into the bar ?
One had large breasts and the other one had small breasts.
Lenka gets stuck on her bar stool.
Paulina says, don't worry Lenka, I am sure I can get you off.
Hahahahahaha !

johnny reb
24 Jan 2024  #125

That one's so old it has hot flushes.

Say what you want about Paulina but I think it takes real talent to turn one sentence into a three-day argument.

johnny reb
24 Jan 2024  #126

Now to get back to the topic of this thread.

Two Irishmen are hammering floorboards down in a house.
Patty picks up a nail, realizes that it is upside down and throws it away.
He carries on doing this until Murphy says, "Why are you throwing them away ?"
"Because they are upside down !" says Patty.
"You daft twat" replies Murphy, "Save those for the ceiling."

Atch
24 Jan 2024  #127

Patty

Patty is a woman's name - and not at all popular in Ireland.

daft twat

Irish joke, English slang?? Twat and daft are British. Murphy would say 'ya big eejit'.

jon357
24 Jan 2024  #128

A Catholic priest was driving home one night when he got stopped by a traffic policeman. The policeman saw an empty wine bottle in the car and asked him, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest nicely. The policeman says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looked at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

Atch
24 Jan 2024  #129

I like that one :)

Paulina
24 Jan 2024  #130

Hey, Paulina, I just added the a-hole to my sh*it list so don't be surprised when he discovers you again.

It doesn't change a thing. Even when johnny_reb is not on your ignore list, I clearly live in his head rent free all the time anyway, even if I'm away from PF for a week :) He just can't stop thinking about me and he wants me back on the forum sooo bad when I'm away :)))

WHO ? PAULINA ! ........Argue is her middle name.

This is what you wanted - to argue - so you shouldn't be complaining. You started this by making a sleazy provocation in... a joke thread. You knew very well what you were doing, you perverted, creepy bastard, and you got what you wanted, so stop whining.

That one's so old it has hot flushes.

If you says so - fortunately I'm not so familiar with jokes about impotents :))) But you know what they say: "oldie but goodie" :D And it fits so perfectly :)))

Say what you want about Paulina but I think it takes real talent to turn one sentence into a three-day argument.

I never get into three-day arguments with normal people, so it shows that there's something wrong with the other person, if the argument lasts so long :) And, as usual - the pot calling the kettle black :)))

Ironside
24 Jan 2024  #131

It doesn't

you are polluting this thread again with your whinny posts take it elsewhere!

Paulina
24 Jan 2024  #132

@Ironside, as always you keep forgetting that you need two to tango and johnny_reb is "polluting" this thread with his "whinny posts" too :))) What's more - he provoked it.

So, tell johnny_reb not to provoke me and Lenka again and problem solved!

johnny reb
24 Jan 2024  #133

you are polluting this thread again with your whinny posts take it elsewhere!

As usual, she just wants to argue about 'who gives sh!t stuff' that nobody cares about except her to get some attention.
@Ironside
Tell Paulina not to respond to johnny rebs posts and he might just stop spanking her.
Tell her that she should know better by now not to start provoking without having Lenka or Piehoe to back her up.
Tell the psyco any more of her filthy talk to belittle johnny reb will be returned to her.
Tell her johnny reb is very capable of lowering himself to her Honyock lever.
That will be her new name from now on, Karen Honyock lmao
Very fitting I must say. Hoot !

Paulina
24 Jan 2024  #134

As usual, she just wants to argue about 'who gives sh!t stuff' that nobody cares about except her to get some attention.

It was you who wanted to get my and Lenka's attention by posting that sick joke of yours.

Tell Paulina not to respond to johnny rebs posts and he might just stop spanking her.

It was you and jon357 who responded to my comment to Miloslaw:

https://polishforums.com/off-topic/joke-day-88221/3/#msg1949672

You didn't have to comment on what I wrote - it wasn't addressed to you. So - you started it.

Tell her that she should know better by now not to start provoking

You provoked me and Lenka in this thread and not the other way around, you twisted liar.

Paulina
24 Jan 2024  #135

Tell the psyco any more of her filthy talk to belittle johnny reb will be returned to her.

The same goes for you - if you're going to provoke me, you'll likely to get what you asked for, psycho.

Tell her johnny reb is very capable of lowering himself to her Honyock lever.

All people can do on this forum, including me, is lower themselves to your level and not the other way around.

That will be her new name from now on, Karen Honyock lmao

And your new name will be the Old Pervert. Enjoy.

Novichok
24 Jan 2024  #136

I feel sorry for Atch. She meant well...

johnny reb
24 Jan 2024  #137

I know, bless Ms. Atch's heart.

I feel sorry for Atch. She meant well...

It is quite obvious that Paulina is very jealous of how Ms. Atch acts like a lady and gets respect from us all.
Paulina should take some basic manner lessons from Ms. Atch.

Paulina takes two stuffed dogs to the Antique Road Show........
"Ooh !" said Lenka the presenter, "this is a very rare breed, do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"

"Sticks", replied Paulina.

Paulina
24 Jan 2024  #138

I feel sorry for Atch. She meant well...

Atch isn't a PF newbie, so I think she knew what to expect when making a joke thread on a forum like this one, especially in the Off Topic section...

Paulina is very jealous

Paulina should

Paulina takes

As I wrote already - I live in your head rent free :)))

johnny reb
24 Jan 2024  #139

I think

As I

It's all about you isn't it.
I - I - I

It is quite obvious that Paulina is very jealous of how Ms. Atch acts like a lady and gets respect from us all.

I bet if you asked Miss Atch politely for some social manners that she would be more than happy to teach you the basics so you would be bearable to be around.

Hells bells, you may even find yourself a man to make you smile.
You wouldn't have time to argue all day every day here over hateful who gives a sh!t stuff.

Lenka
24 Jan 2024  #140

What a sad loser....

johnny reb
24 Jan 2024  #141

We haven't given up on her just yet.

Paulina
24 Jan 2024  #142

It's all about you isn't it.

For you - it clearly is LOL Do you have a crush on me? :D

so you would be bearable to be around.

You get what you deserve. Show manners and integrity yourself and you will get the same in return from other people, including me.

You wouldn't have time to argue all day every day here over hateful who gives a sh!t stuff.

Hey, it was you who tried to provoke me into returning to PF when I was away for a week :))) Did you miss me that much?? :D

What a sad loser....

...who clearly can't get himself a woman, because if he could, he wouldn't have time to argue all day every day here over hateful who gives a sh!t stuff and obsess over some random women on an internet forum :D

johnny reb
24 Jan 2024  #143

Do you have a crush on me?

Send me a PM with a picture of yourself in a bikini (both front and back full length).
Another one of your mouth both opened and closed.
Also proof of your full financial disclosure of assets along with your health records.
We can go from there.

it was you who tried to provoke me into returning to PF when I was away for a week

Yeah, we knew you were a little butt hurt from the thrashing we gave you and I felt sorry for you........no, that is a lie, you got what you deserved.

Did you miss me that much?

Is that a trick question ?

Paulina
24 Jan 2024  #144

We haven't given up on her just yet.

Lenka was talking about you, johnnny_reb :D

We can go from there.

So you're not married, huh? :D

Yeah, we knew you were a little butt hurt from the thrashing we gave you

You didn't give me any "thrashing", Mr Delusional lol

Is that a trick question ?

It was a rhetorical question, because the answer is obvious :D

Miloslaw
24 Jan 2024  #145

You didn't give me any "thrashing",

Jim thinks he is a lord on PF that can thrash others, but all he does is make a fool of himself.The guy is a useless wimp troll.

I did warn you Jim, leave innocent posters alone......

pawian
24 Jan 2024  #146

Jim thinks he is a lord on PF that can thrash others, but all he does is make a fool of himself.The guy is a useless wimp troll.

Mongrel, look in the mirror first and admit you are the same as him.

Miloslaw
24 Jan 2024  #147

No,YOU look in the mirror because you are both very similar trolls the only difference is that he is Right Wing and you are Left Wing but your Modus Operandi is almost identical!

pawian
24 Jan 2024  #148

very similar trolls he is Right Wing

So you are even more similar to him being a ritard yourself. You should kiss your ideolo buddy, not berate him. hahahaha

Miloslaw
24 Jan 2024  #149

So you are even more similar to him being a ritard yourself.

I am not as right wing as Jim and you as a troll have much more in common with him than I do.

pawian
24 Jan 2024  #150

I am not

Yes, you are a ritard mongrel. Stop lying, it is useless.


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