Joke of the Day

Many. Most of them more fragrant than you

Why would they undress in front of you? Are you a gynecologist?

non-professional gynecologist

An old guy named Luke goes into a nursing home and after being there awhile he meets an elderly lady named Paulina.
Well after dinner every night it became ritual for Luke to go to Paulina's room where she read to Luke every night.
The thing was that Paulina held Luke's shlong while reading to him.
Everyone knew it but no one said anything about it.
They both seemed to enjoy this time very much so the staff said nothing about it since it was hurting nothing and they were happy.

One night Luke doesn't show up at Paulina's room and she became concerned that something may have happened to Luke.
Then the second night Luke didn't show up so she got really concerned.
Then when Luke didn't show up the third night Paulina was very worried and started asking if anyone had seen Luke.
Finally one of the staff told Paulina that Luke was down at Lenka's room where she was reading to him.
Paulina is totally steamed about this and said in a snarky voice, "well, what does Lenka have that I don't have ?"
The staff member replied, "Parkinson's" !

Who the hell is Luke?

Never mind. where the hell is Alice?

Alice? Alice? Who the fvck is Alice?

Wow, you are good.

How to you seat 4 homos on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

I thought they could be placed like Lego blocks, one on top of the other.

Really poor taste if I may say so......

Do you know why all electricians love the Jews?

2 Jews found a penny at the same time and invented the copper wire.

@Alien

Hey, when you were a child did you ever blow bubbles?

In Poland that joke's usually told about a Poznaniak and a Krakowiak.

We all understand that Brits have dry sense of humors so it's o.k., Milo.


Bubbles is his dog, Joker, or did you know that already ?

My guess (if I know Joker) is that there's something lewd behind that phrase.

Michael Jackson's last song was "I'm forever blowing Bubbles".

This is for you Jon :) Btw all these are equally true of Ireland.

Indeed!

Q: When you were a kid did you blow bubbles?

A: Yes

Well, I saw him yesterday and he asked me how you were dong. lol


Whats the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking hes Bono.

That's a good one!

@ Poloniusz, ní thuigim ar chor ar bith - is é poitin a ólannmuid don bhricfeasta.

@Lyzko
I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained a monthly benefit increase of two cents, a biden "Build Back Better" bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Kamala Speech Decoder Ring, a solar powered machine to blow smoke up my own butt, a coupon for a free oil change on my Tesla and a "Blame it on Trump" sign for my front yard.

The instructions were in Spanish. ....... Yours should arrive soon.

A Persian rug, worth a fortune.

To put it mildly.
Thanks for reacting, Milo. Especially that noone else did.

Some things are best ignored.

Meanwhile I hate my job-all I do is crush cans all day. It's soda pressing.

Thats because we were all laughing so hard.
I know it's very hard for Polish people to be the butt of a joke but even they get laughed at sometimes.
(johnny could just see the steam shooting out of her ears on that one) lol

And some things shouldn't be ignored, imho.


Who exactly?


I doubt you'd like it if I or Lenka used your name in some nasty joke with a clear intent of demeaning and humiliating you.

Would you like me to post twenty of your post of doing exactly that ?


I got an idea, "LETS ARGUE PAULINA !"

Hey Lenka, when you were a kid did you blow bubbles ? lmao

Of course he wouldn't. He would turn into crybaby in a second.

The real joke was him posting that right after going all over you for supposedly provoking. Sad, little SOB.

Go ahead - I never put your name in any joke, nasty or not nasty, so good luck with finding one! lol


Tell the truth for once - that would be something! lol


I actually gave him once the taste of his own medicine in response to his "joking" about me and he went apeshit :))) So, yeah, he's a total hypocrite.


Yup, he's so full of sh1t.