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Paulina
26 Jan 2024  #211

Paulina, you clearly don't know guys...That's how they show affection...At 8, we used to pull girls' hair or shoot spitballs. Today, we argue on PF. It's that simple.

I was 8 years old once too, so I know how boys behave at that age. I also wasn't in a coma since I was 8 years old and I didn't just wake up yesterday. So, I know that even in case of men social skills evolve since they were kids and most of them know that there are better ways of attracting a woman's attention than calling her "stupid".

There's no "affection" here. Ironside is simply a toxic control freak. He's picking on me, because I'm a feminist and he's siding with johnny_reb because he's like him - they're both right-wing, conservative, toxic, sexist and abusive a$$holes with anger issues (hey, Iron, no hard feelings - I'm just being honest, right? lol). That's all there is to it.

I wrote this to make you feel special.

I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but being obsessed over and abused by toxic a$$holes or sociopaths doesn't make me feel "special".

As in Holywood, any attention is better than none. This rule applies here, too...

Well then... If that's the case then I guess cutting off the oxygen is the only solution, since fighting fire with fire takes too much of my time and it doesn't seem to be working long-term anyway... That means putting both of them - johnny_reb and Ironside on my ignore list. I enjoyed the forum much more when johnny_reb was away and I'm afraid Ironside will go back with unwanted "advice" for me or whatever like a boomerang again and I'm honestly tired of it already...

@Ironside, so you'd know - I can't read your "advice" or opinions about me anymore, because I'm putting you and johnny_reb on my ignore list. Enjoy :)

Ironside
26 Jan 2024  #212

They're both right-wing, conservative, toxic, sexist, and abusive a$$holes with anger issues (

Sure, because anyone who disagrees with the feminist worldview is a bad person and by definition all that and more, especially if he is a male.

Just save your BS from some poor stupid souls who will buy it, stupidity is a sin.
Don't tell me you believe in your spin. lol!
Quite littery don't tell me anything, hurry up with that ignore button.

Novichok
26 Jan 2024  #213

they're both right-wing, conservative, toxic, sexist and abusive a$$holes with anger issues

Based on the totality of your posts, delivered in perfectly clear English, you should run for an office in Poland or the US.

Just save your BS from for some poor stupid souls who will buy it, stupidity is a sin.

As a father of two daughters and a grandpa of four granddaughters, I applaud women who don't take crap from anyone. I often disagree with them but I am glad that they don't.

Ironside
26 Jan 2024  #214

Grandpa of four granddaughters, I applaud women who don't take crap

As a simp who raised a little entitled princessess and I'm sure feminist, you have so much to say in your own house and you are so much respected that you need to vent your pent-up frustration on some obscure internet forum.

I'm pretty sure you are so bold here as Keyboard Warrior and in real life, you take your pettiness and sit quietly in the corner as you know your place right after your wife's cat.

Sadly, nobody listens to you even though to try very hard to draw attention to yourself by writing all kinds of nonsense.
Shouldn't you be more grateful and appreciative to all those who still respond to your boring post? After all if not them who will look at you twice?

johnny reb
26 Jan 2024  #215

Please, save your advice and concern for your buddy, johnny_reb :)

I enjoyed the forum much more when johnny_reb was away

I live in her head as she starts out the day with johnny reb in every one of her posts ranting about me, AGAIN/Still.

How stupid can she get ?

Novichok
26 Jan 2024  #216

your own house

I don't have "a house".
I raised them to be financially independent. That's the only thing a parent owes his kids. Check.

writing all kinds of nonsense.

Name one.

johnny reb
26 Jan 2024  #217

I also wasn't in a coma since I was 8 years old and I didn't just wake up yesterday.

Ah yes, when Paulina was eight years old she went on a picnic with Luke.
After a bit they both had to pee so Lenka pulled her panties down, squatted and peed innocently in front of Luke.
So Luke unzips his pants, pulls out his pecker and pees.
Paulina stared in amazement and said, "Isn't that a handy little thing to bring on a picnic."

Alien
26 Jan 2024  #218

Isn't that a handy little thing to bring on a picnic."

I take a blanket and a wicker basket with everything I need for a picnic, the only thing that annoys me are the plastic champagne glasses. The rest is fine, plates and cutlery are fine. Just to be clear, I don't go to a nude beach.

Novichok
26 Jan 2024  #219

I don't know if you're being sarcastic,

No. I reserve sarcasm for my enemies.

pawian
27 Jan 2024  #220

But you are provoking me

Please, relax. Johhny is a compulsive wanker, he makes up those joke stories to jerk off successfully. Without them, he would be wanking for hours never getting to the grand finale. hahahaha

Be more positive abous his little addiction coz it visibly brings good effects. After wanking all his bad energy off in this thread, he becomes a tolerable poster in others. hahahaha

Torq
27 Jan 2024  #221

Q: How do you say "nonbinary" in Polish?

A: "Nonbinary" in Polish is "niebinarny" or "niebinarna", depending on the gender of the person.

Paulina
27 Jan 2024  #222

Please, relax.

Yes, having those two on my ignore list is very relaxing, I can recommend :)))

Be more positive abous his little addiction

No, sorry. There's a certain line I don't cross on this forum and I expect the same from men.

After wanking all his bad energy off in this thread

He can wank to your ass all he wants, but leave me of this.

Paulina
27 Jan 2024  #223

but leave me of this.

*out of this

pawian
27 Jan 2024  #224

to your ass all he wants,

Of course he does. But it isn`t enough coz he is so niedopasiony. :):):):)

Paulina
27 Jan 2024  #225

@pawian:

notmyproblem

:)

johnny reb
27 Jan 2024  #226

Be more positive abous his little addiction coz it visibly brings good effects.

She will never learn to laugh at herself, Pawian.
She clearly has a crush on me though.
Did you see where she asked me if I was married ?

So you're not married, huh? :D

She is constantly flirting with me and just can't take her mind off me.
Hopefully she will keep me on her ignore list and quit using my name.
It just crushes me to keep hurting her feelings by being blunt with her.

Miloslaw
27 Jan 2024  #227

She clearly has a crush on me

She is constantly flirting with me

You are clearly delusional...... I did warn you, lay off attacking innocent posters to avoid me attacking you..... idiot!

johnny reb
27 Jan 2024  #228

Bring it on Pee Pee pants
You are just jealous that she likes me and uses you. lol

Joker
28 Jan 2024  #229

Bring it on Pee Pee pants

Your sound like a 5 year old .

Why did you come back here after 3 months?

Grow up man!

Im sure Ill be the brunt of your next attacks now...lol

johnny reb
28 Jan 2024  #230

Why did you come back here after 3 months?

That is a very good question that haunts me and it was 4 months.

Grow up man!

You sound just like Pee Pants now telling me how to run my life all the time.

Im sure Ill be the brunt of your next attacks now...lol

You brought it on yourself now didn't you. lol
If you don't like it, just put me on Ignore like your bio sexual buddy did.
Problem solved.

Joker
28 Jan 2024  #231

Dude, you're the only idiot that is fighting with every poster on PF, not I. Why so angry? Are you terminally ill and lashing out at the world now?

Pee Pee pants, LOL last time I've heard that was in kindergarten, congrats!

That is a very good question that haunts me and it was 4 months.

It was really nice around here thats for sure!

johnny reb
28 Jan 2024  #232

Why so angry?

You haven't seen me angry.
Why do you and Pee Pants stick your nose in other people's posts when they are none of your concern ?
You were doing so good there for a while, what happened to upset you again.

Joker
28 Jan 2024  #233

in other people's posts w

Im only doing exactly what youre doing.. Pot/Kettle, but its ok when you do it, got it!

what happened to upset you again.

Upset???? Are you kidding me! This is free comedy hour for me!!!!!!!!

Novichok
28 Jan 2024  #234

Upset???? Are you kidding me! This is free comedy hour for me!!!!!!!!

He and faggot follow the same script...

Joker
28 Jan 2024  #235

But one is capable of an intelligent conversation and the other is a backwards bumpkin.

johnny reb
28 Jan 2024  #236

Why did you come back here after 3 months?

This is free comedy hour for me!!!!!!!!

You just answered your own question.........pure entertainment winding up and pushing buttons.
Hoot Hoot ! :-)

But one is capable of an intelligent conversation

Don't give me all the credit as I don't mind lowering myself to respond to smack.

Joker
28 Jan 2024  #237

.pure entertainment winding up and pushing buttons.

So your never ending arguments with Paulina,Lenka and Pam was just pushing buttons and not woman hatred? lol. What about Novi? He did nothing to you at all, yet you attacked him over childish baby crap.. Dude, there isnt one person on PF that you dont argue with!

News flash: All 3 of them made mincemeat out of you.

Everyone was worried about you during your absence, but now, not so much. Next time we wont care. Do Widzenia!

johnny reb
28 Jan 2024  #238

WoW, I am glad you finally got all that off your chest.
If you expect me to defend myself to your shaming guess what.......it ain't gonna happen....lol

Dude, there isnt one person on PF that you dont argue with!

You, I don't argue with you ever since you found out that my new Toyota Tundra cost more than your two Tesla's put together.

And mine is all paid for while the bank owns yours while you make payments.
That kind of popped your balloon so no need to argue foolishness with you anymore.

News flash: All 3 of them made mincemeat out of you.

Do you really think you are shaming me with such a childish insult ?
You sound like your buddy Piehole when he tries so hard to belittle me.
So immature

Next time we wont care.

Oh lord.....the Guilt ! ....lmao
Who is we, you mean you ?
Well don't tell "we" but I have commitments to be absent from here again real soon.
This is your chance to make up another story of where I am. (Dead, sick in the hospital, incarcerated in prison, out in Colorado skiing, up in Alaska panning for gold, down in the Amazon trout fishing, out on my yacht in the South Pacific........ Hoot !

Anyway, thanks for all your concern about me and my business here on the forum., Joker.
Keep your chin up high my friend while staying sin free.

Joker
28 Jan 2024  #239

Like the vast majority of posters on PF. Im not wasting my time reading your fictitious insane rants. Powodezenia:)

Joker
28 Jan 2024  #240

I just received my 2024 Social Security Stimulus Package.

So, Johnny must be over 65 to be collecting SS

And btw... Which one of the Americans wars did you serve in? Youre a veteran, right? Free healthcare from the VA must be nice, huh?

Do let us Americans of PF so we can honor you for your service!!

Was it Korea or Vietnam?


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