Joke of the Day

The immaturity of some posters just speaks for themselves.

Oh Poker, just put me on your Ignore list if I get under your skin so bad.


Oh you read it alright and so will "we" in the morning.
They enjoy reading your attacking judgmental meltdowns and then followed by me mocking them.


Ah, that is what you are jealous about, when you are absent nobody misses you but when I am absent everyone worries about me.


I agree just look at yourself attacking me to try to shame me because of your inferiority complex.
Time you grow up and mind your own business and quit ruining this forum with your attacks on members here that don't attack you.

I have an idea, put me on your ignore list along with your toxic buddies Novi and Piehole.

Write me another redundant novel...Yawn. Do you think I actually read your stupid diatribe? Keep dreaming JimmY!

So why did they keep you locked up in jail for 4 months?

Did your roommate get pinched as well?

As it doesn't seem that he was ill that is the most likely.

And as he wasn't ill, the gloves are off now.....

After my dog ate my pronouns
He - She - It
Everywhere

Imagine if you will a virus so smart that it only attacks every four years during the elections.

Like a Leftard virus? Yeah, thats sounds plausible.

That is plausible...but I still think that Trump will win.

I want him to win but he won't.
In October, US fascists aka Democrats will give us a surprise. I am not sure what it will be but I know they are going to do just that.

I doubt he will because he would destroy the Democratic party permanently......to much at stake for them.
They will take him out if they have to.


Oh you know that is a given as the good guys sit on their hands hoping in one and sh!tting in the other.

Jailhouse Jim makes his point!

biden will drop out for health reasons and either Moochell obama or Gov. Witless from Michigan will be appointed by biden to run in his place.

Trump is ahead in all seven key States by a lot right now.
The Dems know dementia joe stands no chance against Trump.
And as it stands now t looks like all the frivolous law suits against Trump will not be back in court until after November so Trump has clear sailing.

Its going to be Newsome and Mooooooochelle.


Those cases are falling apart at the seams especially Georgia..lol

I'll take that bet......no way will it be Newsome after what he did to California.
I hope Trump sues for all his legal fees and wins.
Trump will make some heads swim when he gets elected.

Mods, you might as well close this thread - it now seems to be about American politics. I admit they certainly are a joke but we have enough of them elsewhere on the so-called 'Polish' forum. We even have a thread devoted to that very subject .........

Novi to the rescue...

The joke of the day by Velund:

Gathered once on the Maidan:...

... ambassadors of the United States, France, Spain, Germany, Denmark; U.S. Assistant Secretary of State Victoria Nuland; U.S. Senators Chris Murphy and John McCain; German Foreign Minister Guido Westerwelle; European Union High Representative for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy Catherine Ashton; former Georgian President Mikheil Saakashvili; Dutch Foreign Minister Frans Timmermans; MEP Jacek Protasiewicz; Lithuanian Foreign Minister Linas Linkevičius; Lithuanian Seimas Speaker Loreta Graujinenė; former Polish Prime Minister Jaroslaw Kaczynski; Czech Senator Jaromir Štětina -

and... accused Russia of interfering in Ukraine's internal affairs!

That was funny, Velund...hahahahahaha...hahahahahaha...

This one is from maf:

Russia made Ukraine corrupt.

It's so funny it hurts...

Not for Ukraine.

I apologize Ms. Atch. for getting sucked into his Off-Topic posting.
You can't tell him, teach him, shame him threaten him or get rid of him is the problem.
He is as thick as a brick.

They love it!

I rest my case

Here is a Polak joke...

A Polak walks into the bar and says: Poland will have its own nukes!

and then, leaving the bar, he says: Poland already has its own nukes.

Nukes or pukes?

You being Polish give Polish people a bad image.
I bet there are many of them that wish your hateful depressing ass would have a heart attack and die.

Why was the virgin golfer always chasing women?

He wanted to try a hole in one.


WoW! This is coming from a guy who claims to go to church on every Sunday... Is this what Jesus wished upon others?

Or is this what they taught you in Jail Church? LoL

Does this require a special golf club?

Any woody would work.


Is this what Jesus would have said or is that what you learned when you were in jail for driving drunk ?


He doesn't know Jesus so Jesus doesn't know him.
How about you, when was the last time that you went to church besides for a funeral or wedding ?

Why isnt there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Because Ken came in another box.

Mommie, why does my Barbie doll have a penis?
Because she used to be a boy.