Novichok
16 Mar 2024 #3001
Putting it all together...similarities and differences:
1. Russia has elections. The US has elections.
2. Russian parties have their candidates. The US parties have their candidates.
3. Russia has its president. The US has its president.
4. Russia has its Constitution and the Supreme Court and so does the US.
5. Russia has the FSB. The US has the FBI.
6. Russia kills Russia's enemies without a trial. The US kills terrorists without a trial.
7. Russia invaded a neighbor to prevent NATO from moving closer to Russia. The US invaded Grenada to protect American students.
8. Russia needs tanks and artillery to resist another invasion by France or Germany. The US has tanks and artillery to resist an invasion by Mexico and Guatemala.
9. Navalny died in prison. Epstein died in prison.
10. Moscow subway stations look like Moscow. The NY subway stations look like New York City.
11. The Russian president loves Russia. The US president loves migrants.
12. Russia exports energy. The US exports wars for profits and democracy.
13. Russian kids are denied the benefits of gender-affirming surgeries. American girls can have their breasts sliced off to feel better as boys without their parent's approval.
14. Russians are not allowed to loot stores. Americans are allowed to loot stores.
15. Russian police are allowed to arrest looters. American police are not allowed to arrest looters.
16. Russia has only two genders. The US has 107 genders.
17. Russians are starving with a 30 obesity rating. The US is prosperous at 43.
18. Russian prisoners are scared of the guards. US prison guards are scared of the prisoners.
19. Russian presidents need a handshake. US presidents need 2000 pages and 1000 lawyers.
20. In Russia, wars are terrible events. In the US, wars are great for the economy.

