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Lazarus
4 Feb 2024  #451

there are always previous convictions

Yes, but his are all for domestic violence. Well, all the serious ones anyway, the rest were just public drunkenness/ drunk & disorderly.

Anyway, those convictions must be spent by now. Remember he opened his home up to Richard and there's no way a registered sex offender like Richard would be allowed to live with someone that had unspent convictions. These days Mr W is even a church elder!

jon357
4 Feb 2024  #452

There was of course the other more serious thing however that was a while ago.

Miloslaw
4 Feb 2024  #453

Fact Check | Black people commit the most murders in America? False

Your post is just so naive.......look at the American population of whites and blacks and then look at the murders by blacks as a percentage of their population, irrespective

of what race they killed......

Joker
4 Feb 2024  #454

BTW, did you notice him already laying the groundwork for his next disappearance?

He will try and play it off as another fakecation. Now, he wants us to guess where, like anybody cares. Jail is the only way to keep him not from posting on PF. All his other fakeations that are filled with his feats of strength are just stories. He never once has posted a photo and claims hes too ignorant to figure how to upload a photo on PF..lol

Let him cry to the mods..They don't really care about his constant whining anymore. Remember, when they took away his reporting button because he snitched too much? Haha.

johnny reb
5 Feb 2024  #455

I have an idea, lets get drunk and bash each other like a couple of immature junior high school kids.
You need to grow up fuzz nuts.

Now, he wants us to guess where, like anybody cares.

Really, you seem to, Pee Pee Pants seemed to, jon seemed to, Swindell seemed to along with many others claiming I was in jail, I was dead, I was in the hospital, I was ill, I was this and that so I guess everyone did care.

The only ones that I care about is the ones that prayed for my well being.
Noticed how I show all of them total respect.
And again, you and Pee Pee Pants are just jealous because when you disappear NOBODY asks where you are because nobody cares.
And your true colors come out when you make posts like this;

https://polishforums.com/off-topic/poland-usa-news-part-88151/27/#msg1951700

Language like that is degrading to every woman on this forum.
It's no wonder why the females don't post here anymore.
You need to pull your head out of your ass and wake up, Joker.

Joker
5 Feb 2024  #456

Another meltdown from the forum drunk that doesnt even know what day it is...

, Pee Pee Pants

and Pee Pee Pants

You miss a lot here, Pee Pee Pants

It sounds like you have some kind of golden shower fetish. Did you learn this in jail?

johnny reb
5 Feb 2024  #457

More Rinse & Repeat
Boring.......Zzzzzz 🎈

It sounds like you have some kind of golden shower fetish.

Sounds like you do.
But I never get the last word because you always want it. lol
Do you really think I come here to defend myself against your immature insults every day ?
Its time you wake up and pull your head out of your ass.

Joker
5 Feb 2024  #458

More Rinse & Repeat
Boring.......Zzzzzz

The mindless parrot strikes again! Rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, krakkaaaww

If you had to give Paulina a dollar every time for using her phrase you would owe her $100K by now.

Come back when you think of something original instead of the constant grievance meltdowns ad nauseam.

jon357
5 Feb 2024  #459

Are you a true idiot

He certainly is...

johnny reb
5 Feb 2024  #460

No he is not, he is twice as smart as you two put together.

johnny reb
5 Feb 2024  #461

Come back when you think of something original

O.k.
You want to play detective on where people go when they quit posting for a period

Ask Hairy (ie: Lazarus) where he was for the last six months
Go back to July when he disappeared and then all of a sudden he just reappeared attacking me again. lol

https://polishforums.com/index.php?action=userposts&user=59446

Was he in jail. or was he sick ?
The correct answer is ....................Nobody cares. Hoot !

johnny reb
5 Feb 2024  #462

ver a thousand islands in fact.

Please stay on topic

jon357
5 Feb 2024  #463

It's on topic.

You can eat rice with Thousand Island Dressin.

Lazarus
5 Feb 2024  #464

Jail is the only way to keep him not from posting on PF.

There's wifi on cruise ships. Satellite internet coverage anywhere you can go outside to up a dish. You can go online in a hospital or a care home. The only place where somebody can't even borrow a visitor's phone to go online is the slammer. Just don't talk about why he spent four months there!

Did you learn this in jail?

Have you forgotten what kind of prisoners are kept in segregation? Prisoners like Jailhouse Jimmy's chosen housemate Richard, the ones convicted of sex crimes that involve children, wouldn't last five minutes in the general population.

Novichok
5 Feb 2024  #465

housemate Richard, the ones convicted of sex crimes that involve children, wouldn't last five minutes in the general population.

Inmates have a better justice system than the one outside.

jon357
5 Feb 2024  #466

ships

I was posting here from the middle of the Atlantic Ocean in a winter storm with 100 foot waves, with pitching/rolling so strong that the furniture was sliding all over the room and on one of the largest industrial ships in the world which was actually going backwards even with the engines on full.

It was slower but it still worked.

However we do know the reason for his absence and not for the first time.

Joker
5 Feb 2024  #467

@jon357
Did you catch a whopper Marlin like Jailhouse Jim does? His yacht has a runway for his Learjet to take off from in case of emergency.

jon357
5 Feb 2024  #468

Did you catch a whopper

In a certain sense, possibly ;-)

Some of the Filipinos on board used to fish from the submersible bit of the ship and sell their catch to the galley. Not in a storm though; they were seriously bad. A sailor died on my first voyage and there were plenty of injuries on the others.

I did see Jailhouse Jim in his luxury yacht however. He was chasing a giant whale called Mopey Rich.

He had a hundred prime beef cattle on board in the cabins and was sailing to his luxury plantation in Jamaica.

The yacht wasn't sailing in straight line though since he was Steering Under The Influence.

Lazarus
5 Feb 2024  #469

His yacht has a runway for his Learjet to take off from in case of emergency.

What's the best evidence that Jailhouse Jim didn't spend more than four months in jail recently? There's no way that the crews of every single one of his fleet of private helicopters would have been unable to break him out of the slammer in four months.

Ironside
5 Feb 2024  #470

You can eat rice with Thousand Island Dressin.

Isn't chicken curry eaten with rice?
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So what? I mean IF he spent this time in jail that would make it interesting.
I don't understand why wouldn't he tell us more about that experience rather than deny it.
It could be he was doing something else or just posting here using a different moniker. All of which would make it much less interesting than being locked up for four months.

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I mean what with American posters on PF:
One pretended to be a Polish
The other deals with property in a Gethho and complains about the neighborhood.
Now you wnat to tell me that yet another is an American criminal and pretends to be a secret millionaire and law-abiding citizen to make it even more boring for all of us on PF. Come one!!!

It would be almost as bad as pawian, a monkey pretending to be a human to act like a baboon.

Lazarus
5 Feb 2024  #471

yet another is an American criminal

Alleged to be, not is (apart from some convictions that are now spent).

pretends to be a secret millionaire and law-abiding citizen

Jailhouse Jimmy has never claimed to be a secret millionaire! It's the only thing he's never claimed to be!

jon357
5 Feb 2024  #472

It's the only thing he's never claimed to be

He's never claimed to be a nonce either for which I suppose we should be grateful.

Lazarus
5 Feb 2024  #473

He's never claimed to be a

Good point. I should've said there are few things Jailhouse Jimmy hasn't claimed to be.

jon357
5 Feb 2024  #474

Isn't chicken curry eaten with rice?
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Better with chappatis than rice IMO.

I mean what with American posters on PF

Two are very nice and we've also had people like F Stop, that guy who was a doctor (I've forgotten his name) and a newish occasional poster Marion Kanahwa who posts about history books.

Regarding boasts, remember that boasting about salary etc is less unacceptable there than in Europe. The don't have the same social safety net as we do and workers tend to be treated badly there so some of them lie about money, possessions, status.

But not all. I know some really nice ones in real life.

there are few things Jailhouse Jimmy hasn't claimed to be.

A millionaire cattle rancher, a Jamaican landowner and much else. And he's so modest living in a tarpaper shock with all that dosh.

Lazarus
5 Feb 2024  #475

A millionaire cattle rancher, a Jamaican landowner and much else.

Jailhouse Jimmy has claimed to be all of those. Claims as realistic as his claim to be on holiday rather than being banged up. I meant that he's never claimed to be a secret millionaire.

living in a tarpaper shock with all that dosh.

Good lawyers aren't cheap, but I assume paying them is better than rotting in jail, so it's lucky he hasn't spend much on property upkeep (as shown by the falling value of his residence).

Poloniusz
5 Feb 2024  #476

he is twice as smart as you two put together.

Thanks and likewise.

There was a time when I used to think that people educated in the UK were smart until I saw how that crowd posts on here. It was a real eye-opener.

johnny reb
5 Feb 2024  #477

I used to think that people educated in the UK were smart

Hardly, just very pompous asses that talk funny.

I meant that he's never claimed to be a secret millionaire.

Multi millionaire

Jailhouse Jimmy has claimed to be all of those.

And you claimed to be a Sargent in the British military, a self-declared English teacher in Poland, a bicycle repairman, a town drunk at the end of the bar at Hopsters every night waiting for someone to buy you a fresh beer so you could get free internet while taking up space, an author of some cheap book about how to tour Warsaw, the Captain of the Curry Club in Warsaw, how you had sex with multiple women but none were worth a sh1t according to you, how you owned your own flat that you got evicted from by the landlord, how you have lived in Poland for 30 years and still don't know how to speak Polish........I'll stop here because to save you further embarrassment.

Perhaps most people would tag you as a L.O.S.E.R.

Miloslaw
5 Feb 2024  #478

There was a time when I used to think that people educated in the UK were smart

You really are a dumb arse as I have suggested in previous posts.
So dumb that you are cosying up to someone who appears to be a convicted criminal.

Lazarus
5 Feb 2024  #479

people educated in the UK were smart

Nobody I know who was educated in the UK is dumb enough to buy international minutes with his mother's credit card and then call people in Poland to threaten them. But perhaps the young American idiot who did that thinks that changing his username will make people think he isn't that idiot.

Also, nobody I know who was educated in the UK was dumb enough to spend more than four months in jail last year. Although I guess Jailhouse Jimmy wasn't exactly educated in the USA. The only thing he learned at school was it's OK to punch nuns in the face so hard that you break bones. And he still remembers that lesson so well that he loves to boast here about punching nuns in the face.

Miloslaw
5 Feb 2024  #480

Talking about Jailhouse Jim;

The only thing he learned at school was it's OK to punch nuns in the face so hard that you break bones.

That just about sums the ignoramus up!


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