Exactly,so why do you love Russia so much?
Why I love Russia...I am so glad you asked...
Reason 1:A while back, an American and a Russian were kidnapped in Lebanon. The American was held for 7 years. The Russian was released almost immediately.
How did it happen...Simple...Russia kidnapped one of them and started shipping his body parts to his brother - one part at a time. It worked exactly as intended...The Russian hostage was back in Russia very quickly.
Reason 2:Somali pirates do not attack Russian cargo ships anymore.
Why? Because when they did it last time, Russians caught the brown mother fvckers and instead of bringing them to Russia for a trial, they simply put them on a dingy 500 miles away form the nearest land. That was the last time these scumbags were seen by another human being.
French morons would arrest the pirates, bring them home, and sentence them to 4 to 8 years. My bet is that upon release, the scum applied for asylum and got monthly cash but I could be wrong...
The US is somewhere between France and Russia. Quoting:
Somali pirates convicted in the U.S. have received sentences ranging from 30 years to life imprisonment,Reason 3:True or not, but it still makes me proud of Russia...
An ex-FSB agent, Litvinenko, wrote a book, Blowing Up Russia: Terror from Within, after escaping to the UK. Predictably, the FSB, my favorite organization right next to Mossad, didn't appreciate his prose and treated the moron to polonium-210, nasty shlt that makes you glow at night.
Predictably, the idiot died 23 days later...
The way I love Russia does not prevent me from loving the US - especially when we drop something that goes boom on a Muslim scum and his family as they are going out for a dinner.
Are we OK now, Milo?
BTW, please tell me why you love the UK...For the fvck of it I have no idea why you should...