Poland`s aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 7

He'd better stay away from open windows and definitely not take any private jets to Belarus.

He's right though, r*SSia isn't a superpower. No 'real' state that borders them (the potato fields of Belarus don't count) supports them and right now, Putler has the option of reducing military spending (not generally beneficial in times of war) or watch the rouble go very very inflationary.

And meanwhile, another 570 orcs neutralised bringing the total to 265,000. He's killed an entire generation.

@jon357


Well said. He also drove another generation into emigration, and robbed the next generation of any chance at even a remotely prosperous life. Instead they will be burdened with a failing economy based on fossil exports that is loosing relevance, a decaying infrastructure (even for Russian standards) and the social fallout of Putin's war.

I know I repeat myself, but it really is a tragedy how much Putin has squandered Russia's potential. Just imagine where the country would be if he had used the high oil price of the 2000s to modernize the country and not engaged in his costly imperial vanity projects. But then again, that would have been completely against his character.

It would have gone directly against russian values which are not about modernity or economic improvement for the majority and which are all about puffing up the national image as world beaters and conquerors....

russians are okay with misery if they can delude themselves that they are feared and respected...

If only this toilet business didn't begin after you got made fun of over images of your soldiers stealing literal toilets from Ukranian homes.

Have you ever wondered regarding the logistics of shipping a toilet from a war front, to a city thousands of kilometers in the rear?

Ever since Ukrainian propaganda began talking about stolen toilets, I've wondered about this myself.

I imagine it this way:

1) A Russian soldier, amazed at this marvel of modern sanitation (despite Russia having an 18% higher rate of connection to centralized sewers than Ukraine), quietly sneaks away from the rest of his unit and goes to work at unscrewing a toilet.

2) Once he's done, he radios his brothers in arms, who arrive on an armored personnel carrier.

3) Now atop an APC, the war trophy travels some tens of kilometers back to the rear.

4) Quietly, diplomatically, the soldier approaches an officer at company headquarters. He bribes him with some money, to have the toilet hauled either by truck or his officer's car, to the other side of the border.

5) Meanwhile, his brother has been driving several thousand kilometers from Buryatia, to receive this very important delivery in Belgorod or Rostov Oblast.

6) Safely in possession of the toilet, his brother begins the trip back - all the while thinking what monumental good fortune this toilet acquisition was.

All in all, it should have cost no more than a few hundreds dollars to execute these logistics (never mind, that a toilet can be bought for $150).

At least, this is how I imagine it.

For a washing machine, I imagine a helicopter lift would be more suitable. If it's a bathtub, or a nice bedroom set, better to go big and ask the paratroopers to borrow their cargo plane.

Down with this 1, 2, 3 ... 6 retailer mentality. Think big, Bobi.

If I were to organise a mass theft of home and sanitary appliances from a city, I wouldn't send every item individually; that's too expensive and time consuming. Best to prepare a cargo train, load it all into railway wagons and send it to a single place where a platoon of soldiers would suffice for the distribution of looted items among impatient wives, girlfriends and uncles.

You are right, as always.

Plumbing qualifications will be varied among the ranks... Best to probably form a special new branch of service, staffed by Central Asian immigrants, called Санитарные Войска. Equipped with the proper tools, they will be able to effectively canvass Ukrainian settlements for good appliances.

However, knowing that sometimes even things that have been legally paid for, get lost in transit - I think you underestimate the complexity of sending a cargo train full of loot. No one will get their toilets, or they will get not the ones they expected.

Here again, as a capitalist, I believe it may be best to lean on contractors. The FedEx, DHL operations that have left Russia, can be tasked with this job. With a tracking number, relatives will be able to track the movement of the toilet across the country until it safely arrives at their home.

... and it must be an elite force. Top-notch selection process. Those whom we reject can join airborne troops, submarines or other navy units, but we only take crème de la crème.


That's the kind of brilliant ideas we need. Well done. With CB at work, entire Russia will be 100% equipped with all possible sanitary comforts within a year.

I wonder what will half of PF make fun of when that happens. They will then probably say that 30% of Russians don't have electric hair curlers or something, and we will have to organise another specialised armed forces branch.

Kania, together, we can truly put looting on an industrial scale.

We will loot Ukraine to such an extent, that even the citizens of Luxembourg and Qatar will be envious of the average Russian's living standards.

Technically, there is already in Russia a separate branch of service called "Railway Troops", and there are also "Construction Battalions", all under something Russians call МТО (материально техническое обеспечение).

Link: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logistical_Support_of_the_Russian_Armed_Forces

We could expand on this structure, by adding the above mentioned former employees of FedEx and DHL, along with experienced retail buyers, former Ernst and Young accountants, and unemployed IKEA warehouse managers.

For those Russians missing McDonalds - another branch of service, who operate behind enemy lines disguised as Wolt delivery drivers. Once the Big Macs are secured, they cross back into friendly lines, and rush the food to the nearest airbase.

Much to think about...

We definitely have to get those guys involved, they sound badass.


Indeed! I am already thinking what I shall do with all the money. Call me a petty little man but I plan to buy PF and ban a certain member for life. :)

You are thinking small.

We will spend our billions on a new Polish political party. It seems there's hundreds of them, so another would not hurt.

The name should feature some dates, to give it that especial aspirational branding. I suggest - RussoPolia 2050.

RussoPolia as a play on Russophobia, and 2050 because we don't want to scare anyone in the present.

With billions of looted dollars at our disposal, we will drown PiS and PO both in excrement. Perhaps we can even have a hand at ending this war. In this way, we atone for our sins accrued during the looting.

Blessed are the peacemakers.

You are already thinking like a Polish politician...

polska2050.pl/

pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polska_2050


This is now official - you're a genius.

Hahahahaha! OMG. I really am a genius.

Heh :)

This is how each day goes around here.

Ukraine advance evidentially.

r*SSia deny it, as they always do.

Those who obfuscate for r*SSia in their evil also deny it.

The shifting of standards is breathtaking.

Earlier, this spring, when Russia advanced to take a well fortified city of 70,000 - all the wise guys here made jokes about how at this pace it should only take Russia a century or so to take Ukraine.

Now, when Ukraine struggles to take a village consisting of 20 houses - three months into its glorious counteroffensive - it is evidentially advancing. Making "steady progress", as it were.

Western generals wax poetic, about how assaulting fortified positions is the most difficult thing any military can undertake. The Ukrainians, of course, are nervously irritated - occasionally snapping at their western allies to shut their mouths.

One reason I don't interfere with all the orc, Udmurtia, toilets and drunks business is because it truly is better for Russia if its opponents stay blinkered by their complex of superiority. Underestimating the enemy, has never worked out - for anyone, ever.

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This makes you a better man than I am.
I am not Russian and I don't have a dog in in this fight but my contempt for the SS-ing idiots is hard to describe. Only Tacitus ranks lower...and then there is the bottom of the scale.

Step by step, Ukraine are prevailing.

And the r*SSians hate that.

They know that the weapons from free countries are slowly coming into use, and they know that Ukraine will liberate Melitopol and reach the coast. Then Crimea.

Instead of focusing on what we know, better try to understand what your Ukrainian allies know.

Every single article I've read on the subject in the past year and a half, states that the West is much better informed about Russian decision-making than about what the Ukrainians are thinking.

In part, this is a natural result of resource allocation by Western intelligence agencies. Russia, as a long time priority, is full of Western informants and its communication infrastructure has been a long term focus for penetration.

Ukraine, insignificant country that it is, did not receive this level of attention - and so, likely has proportionally less Western agents within its government that could report the real state of things back to NATO decision makers. Also, they are now their allies (though that's never stopped you from spying in the past).

They don't even share their casualty numbers with your military advisors, and when you criticize them too much they tell you to shut up. They only want you to sign the checks and keep sending kit - nothing further.

What we know is that Ukraine is making step by step advances and r*SSia are panicking.


And the US had just commented on the progress that Ukraine is making.

Meanwhile Ukraine can reach anywhere in r*SSia with drones and r*SSia is reduced to forcing children in occupied Crimea to take part in military drills.

Wow, really?

Hopefully, in some years, Russia will gain some symmetric capability to strike targets within Ukraine...

Practically.


Like the apartments, schools, hospitals, theatres and dams they attack? Yet Ukraine are still prevailing and heading for their coast.

Great news too that r*SSia are having to use demoralised and exhausted reservists to vainly attempt to defend territory they've illegally occupied.

Slava Ukraine!

Heroyam Salo!

Of course.

And it's been a good week for them so far.

You do remember that you are dealing with the retards who think that SS-ing Russia is a compelling argument, right? Your sarcasm may be too subtle for them...

The most annoying thing about this stupid war where 500,000+ good men died (350,000 for Z-P=0) is that I am still not brave enough to visit Russia to take that wonderful train from Moscow to St. Petersburg and talk to Russians about how they feel about LGBTs and men competing with women in women's sports.

I am already resigned to the fact that US Demoplicans are beyond all hope of ever becoming American patriots first; they will never stop being the wh*ores for hire servicing the MICC. No, that second C is not an error.

russians acting russian dept.....

russian speaking man attacks children for speaking Ukrainian in Germany and telling them to speak russian instead... then he throws a 10-year-old-boy from a bridge...

global.espreso.tv/in-germany-man-attacks-ukrainian-children-throws-10-year-old-boy-off-a-bridge

Gee, such a mystery why Ukrainians are so insistent that they're no russians.... surely if they stop fighting russians will treat them very, very well.....

UKRAINE PLANNING MASS MOBILIZATION OF 100K PER MONTH

Ukraine faces a looming general mobilization: Until the last Ukrainian.

Plans for calling up 100,000 people monthly.

Revoking previously issued draft waivers for the medically unfit.
Closing borders for departures.
Enlisting those previously ineligible due to age.
High-profile parliamentarians' sons avoid public exposure and military enrollment, seeking refuge in warmer countries.

Mass hunts for conscripts in unexpected places result in confrontations and evasion from military recruiters, involving violence.

Translated & Dubbed by @ukraine_watch

WATCH

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SOME TERRIBLE WEAPON MELTED THESE UKROPS (18+)
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SPARTA BATTALION DRONE OP FINISHES OFF UKROPS
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BBC SAYS UKRAINIAN CASUALTIES HAVE DRASTICALLY INCREASED RECENTLY - YOU DON'T SAY!

WATCH

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AdventureBeforeDementia
Red and black Right Sector flags everywhere. Oddly enough, no commentary on this from the BBC. On a side note, can't they afford stretchers or gurneys for the mortuary? Do they really have to drag the corpses along the ground? Anyway, typical BBC propaganda piece. Nauseating.

Ramschel
UK should look like that for its warmongering. Fu*ck that narrator b!tch.

cheesypuffs
Boris Johnson: no need to negotiate. 2 weeks to flatten the Russians

palegreendot
Yep. The British and American faggots demanded that Ukraine commit suicide in order to degrade Russia.

They should all be hung.

CAPTURED UKROP SAYS U.S. FEEDING COORDINATES FOR AFU STRIKES INSIDE RUSSIA

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WONDERFUL MUST HEAR SONG IS PLAYED FOR UKRAINIAN CHILDREN'S FIRST DAY BACK AT SCHOOL

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UKRAINIAN 'POP STAR' SINGS SONG ABOUT RUSSIANS IN BODYBAGS TO CHEERING CROWD OF KIDS

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KULEBA HAS HARSH WORDS FOR CRITICS OF COUNTEROFFENSIVE

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BUDANOV THINKS UKRAINE HAS ALREADY WON - NOW PLANNING 2ND WAR WHICH WILL BE IN 10 YEARS

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UKRAINIAN SABOTEURS WERE TERMINATED

WATCH

bitchute.com/video/XrfXWMaJnlu4/

just dead goy pigs who served the jew

VIDEO SHOWS JUST A FRACTION OF UKRAINE'S LOSSES

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bitchute.com/video/cKTaJ17aUII3/

All these f*cking ukrop morons had to do to avoid this catastrophe was to give Russia a 50 year lease on Crimea (while keeping their troops there too) and give a tiny bit of cultural autonomy to Lugansk and Donetsk oblasts. That's f*cking it, nothing else. They could have continued their 'nationalist' Banderist orgies in the rest of Jewkraine and joined the EU, Putin would not have given a damn. But no, they had to go down this path of total destruction. Such retarded swine.