Sounds like a deal.
We'll keep Capitalism and Wall Street.
We'll take trickle down economy and you an continue to give trickle up economy.
Since it so often offends you we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
We'll keep our SUV's, pick-up trucks and oversized luxury cars and you can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
We'll keep Fox News and our Bibles and give you CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC and Hollywood.
You can have Islam, Scientology and Political Correctness.
Take the U.N. too but we will no longer be paying for it so you can relocate that too.
You can give everyone health care too if you can find any practicing Doctors that accept it.
We'll take the nasty smelling oil industry and dirty coal mines and you can go solar and bio diesel.
We don't like redistribution of taxes, liberal judges, LBGTQ, and the ACLU so you can keep those too.
Since you don't like guns and war we'll keep our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
You can keep your life long welfare dwellers, soy boys, homeboys, druggies and illegals.
Now to find a place to put you all and it will be a done deal.