some monarch.
'Some' monarch? I doubt he meant the Queen of Tonga.
At least now he's acknowledged Crown authority, though it's an interesting shift that he's pledged allegiance to Queen Camilla rather than King Charles. I bet she was shocked and possibly a bit worried since she was looking forward to doing stuff with horses, literary festivals and nice dresses rather than ruling a nation of 300 million people with huge issues of gun crime, lack of a health system, poor public transport infrastructure, huge obesity levels, low quality TV and a worrying Kardashian proliferation.
Anyway, we'll be over on Monday to collect the tax on the tea.
He could have meant the Queen of Denmark whose IQ is probably higher than all their Republican presidential contenders put together. She's a famous chain smoker so the White House (needs renaming as a palace now) will have to get the ashtrays out of the cupboard under the stairs.