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Novichok
26 Oct 2024  #1081

Another country falls to feminism. It's the tumor that will end everything.
"Women's standards are too high and what they bring to the table is too low."


So...Enjoy that pedestal, ..Alone...and listen to that clicking...It's your body clock...



Novichok
26 Oct 2024  #1082


Another case of fat, black, and stupid..

Also...Exhibit A to demo the difference between men and women...

Lenka
26 Oct 2024  #1083

Alone...and listen to that clicking...It's your body clock...

Believe me, I would much rather listen to that then you or some other posters on PF. Actually, it's the greatest music ever in comparison.

pawian
26 Oct 2024  #1084

then you

Novi, in polite diplomacy this statement means: You are dupek dzwoncy. :):)

Novichok
26 Oct 2024  #1085

We've been asking him that same question for the last six months, PolAm, to no avai

That's why my idea of a thread where only those who meet our standards are allowed to congregate is still valid. Like a condo in NYC.

pawian
26 Oct 2024  #1086

my idea of a thread

Darling, set up your own forum to run it as you desire. Why don`t you??? The Staff will allow you to advertise it here. Ha!!!

Novichok
26 Oct 2024  #1087

Believe me,

I believe you. I don't believe 35-yo single women.

Many are crying because they know their attractiveness to men is only as a quick fvck and disappearing fast...



Novichok
26 Oct 2024  #1088

BTW, Lenka, I know more about women than you ever will...

pawian
26 Oct 2024  #1089

I know more about women

From observing your small dick in action on your wife???? hahahaha

PS. This witz isn`t so good but still good enough on Novi.

EwaNic
26 Oct 2024  #1090

stop lying johnny reb. you send me pictures of adrian in his coffin!!!!!


  • adrianpm.jpg

jon357
26 Oct 2024  #1091

OMFG!

Vesko Vukovic
26 Oct 2024  #1092

x.com/FearedBuck/status/1849278422532362652

Woman films the aftermath of sleeping with 100 men in 14 hours 😃

She needs to be quarantined. This one is more dangerous walking around than someone with Covid.

johnny reb
27 Oct 2024  #1093

That's why my idea of a thread where only those who meet our standards are allowed to congregate

This forum will be going belly up soon enough Novi.
The Brits have ruined it.

Novichok
27 Oct 2024  #1094

The Brits have ruined it.

...and not by being vulgar...That's my specialty.

They ruined it by being cute, childish, and terse to deny us the opportunity to respond the way adults do.

The two standouts are Bobko and PAK. I learned a lot reading their posts.

My apologies to the good guys I didn't mentioned.

johnny reb
27 Oct 2024  #1095

The two standouts are Bobko and PAK. I learned a lot reading their posts.

I agree with you 100%, Novi.
That is because they are MATURE individuals and don't entertain the immature Brits.
I know that I have spent to much time mocking the Brits by stooping to their childish level.

Novichok
27 Oct 2024  #1096

That is because they are MATURE individuals

...and Americans...

Novichok
27 Oct 2024  #1097

In every woman there is a screaming moron you can't reason with...Go to 4:00...


Feniks
27 Oct 2024  #1098

Testing

Alien
27 Oct 2024  #1099

@Feniks
Testing what?

Feniks
27 Oct 2024  #1100

Testing what?

Uploading pics/photos. Most of the time I resize something the file is still too big to upload. Now trying to use the IMAGE function. I'm starting to feel like gouging out my eyes would be easier :(

Alien
27 Oct 2024  #1101

Uploading pics/photos.

I still can't. But I've accepted it. It also helps me stay anonymous.

Feniks
27 Oct 2024  #1102

It also helps me stay anonymous.

You don't have to upload personal photos. I would like to post more in Paulina's art thread and the Polish paintings thread, and want to upload paintings I like from the internet. I've done it in the past but resizing them is a pain and so admin is helping me trying to use the IMAGE function. I'm failing miserably every time.

jon357
27 Oct 2024  #1103

I'm failing miserably every time.

There's a website called 11zon which I use and really recommend. Just clck on "compress images" and it'll be clear. There's a slider which you can adjust to get them below 150kb.You can adjust it as often as you need before downloading the compressed image.

I find that website very useful, a bit like a Swiss Army Knife. It does a lot of things with images, pdfs etc.

johnny reb
27 Oct 2024  #1104

I've done it in the past but resizing them is a pain

Are you doing it when you are downloading them to a file ?
Click on "resize" and manipulate the numbers manually until you get the jpg to 145 or less.
Then click on 'save'.

Lazarus
27 Oct 2024  #1105

Oh dear, Jimmy Poorhouse is fantasing about children again. Although I expect "the kids" would be more than happy with getting the fantasy gold coins Jimmy wants to give them if the fantasy gifts are given at a fantasy meeting rather than in person. Anything that involves them not needing to see their delusional is certain to be a good investment in the eyes of those kids.

Novichok
27 Oct 2024  #1106

Woman films the aftermath of sleeping with 100 men in 14 hours

14 hours times 60 is about 1000 minutes. 1000 minutes divided by 100 guys is 10 minutes per guy.

I need at least 10 minutes to fall asleep so it can't be "sleeping". It must be something else...

I hate euphemisms. Is abortion in the third trimester "putting the baby to sleep" and the same as "putting my terminally ill dog to sleep"?

jon357
27 Oct 2024  #1107

Although I expect "the kids" would be more than happy with getting the fantasy gold coins

One of them, Lil Stabby, would probably prefer a skeleton key and some rope, baked into a cake.

Novichok
27 Oct 2024  #1108


Novi: Can I paint my face black and claim that I am black to qualify for reparations?

LGBT azhole: No! That would offensive and racist.

Novi: But I can wear a wig, lipstick, and a bra and win a medal competing with girls... Ricght?

LGBT azhole: Absolutely! You can even take a shower with them later...

Tlum
27 Oct 2024  #1109

Novi: Can I paint my face black and claim that I am black to qualify for reparations?

In 1990: Are you really that stupid?
In 2010: If the paint holds well enough, why not?
In 2020: If you believe you are black, you are black.
In 2030: AI says that all people derived from black mold. You automatically qualify.

Novichok
27 Oct 2024  #1110

In 2020: If you believe you are black, you are black.

2024: I self-identify as a teen black lesbian with a PhD in nuclear physics.

I am looking for a date...Anyone here?


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