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Ironside
28 Mar 2024  #61

Come on I waited for him to realize that The US and Russia share a border.

johnny reb
30 Mar 2024  #62

Natural Medicine for Guys
EASY MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS

1. Go up to a tree and take a leak on it
2. If your pee attracts ants, you have diabetes
3. If it dries fast, your sodium is high
4. If it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high
5. If you forget to zip, it is Alzheimer's
6. If you miss the tree it is Parkinsons
7. If you pee'd on your shoes, it is enlarged prostrate
8. If you can't smell it, it's Covid.

Alien
30 Mar 2024  #63

@johnny reb
9. If you castrate yourself it was a zipper.

Novichok
30 Mar 2024  #64

Natural Medicine for Guys
EASY MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS

1. Go up to a tree and take a leak on it
2. If your pee attracts ants, you have diabetes
3. If it dries fast, your sodium is high
4. If it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high
5. If you forget to zip, it is Alzheimer's
6. If you miss the tree it is Parkinson's
7. If you pee'd on your shoes, it is enlarged prostate
8. If you can't smell it, it's Covid.
9. If you castrate yourself it was a zipper.
10. If you can't find your dick, you are a transgender woman.

Novichok
30 Mar 2024  #65

One of these days, I will create the Matrix of Hate - a map of who hates who and why.
Navigating this forum became tedious and fraught with risks when following the rule of the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

pawian
30 Mar 2024  #66

I will create the Matrix of Hate - a map of who hates who and why.

Don`t forget to take it with you into after life. :):):)

Joker
31 Mar 2024  #67

What is taking place???

It looks like you haven't anything else better to do, so you're taking photos of a basket.. Whats wrong with you?

Hey, check out this National Geo wildlife photo!


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johnny reb
1 Apr 2024  #68

10. If you can't find your dick, you are a transgender woman.

Or a male over 80 years old.

Alien
1 Apr 2024  #69

can't find your dick

If you have to pee under a tree in the frosty weather you won't be able to find it either. No matter how old you are.

Novichok
1 Apr 2024  #70

Or a male over 80 years old.

I found it. Now I self-identify as 50.

Alien
1 Apr 2024  #71

I found it.

You've been looking for it a long time... well, now it's high time to change your profile from a woman to a man.

Novichok
1 Apr 2024  #72

In the US, women can have dicks and men can be pregnant.

From the bottom of my heart, cut all ties with this mental asylum and run in the opposite direction as fast as you can.

Your Muslims may be your salvation. They are not as insane as the average American.

I talked to many last week. It's scary when the moron density is the highest at universities.

Ironside
1 Apr 2024  #73

Don't let men pressure you into sex

I see telling women wnat to do, What a toxic b you are. fake as they came/
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Indeed.

Indeed anyone who resorts to online dating is already a lost cause. So, any advice is a waste of time.

pawian
1 Apr 2024  #74

What a toxic b you are. fake as they came/

Relax! Why are you so imbittered at Easter time? Spending it alone and lonely? We pity you. :):):)

Ironside
1 Apr 2024  #75

Relax! Why are you so imbittered at Easter time?

Relax yourself, I just hate stupid people who act as if they were so wise like you and Paulina. Telling facts is not about being bitter or angry you clown.

I don't see eye to eye with jon but he is not dumb (but misguided) hence I have no problem with him.

You are a clown and she is a fake toxic B that hates men - facts no prejudice.

pawian
1 Apr 2024  #76

Telling facts

Actually, you didn`t tell any facts. You only abused Paulina in an infantile way. For innocence, as we say in Polish.

B that hates men

No, she rejects men like you - mysogynist, fake macho chauvinist supremacists who still dream of controlling women like you did for millenia. But your time is over, that is why you are so embittered. Simple. :):):

Relax yourself,

I am relaxed! Am I calling you names or sth? I didn`t even use darling on you. hahahaha

clown

And proud of it. Merry Easter Egg to you!!!! hahahaha buhahaha

Ironside
1 Apr 2024  #77

like you - mysogynist, fake macho chauvinist supremacists who still dream of controlling women like you did for millenia

just keep saying BS like that, it makes you a very pitful clown, bad clown sit down.

pawian
1 Apr 2024  #78

bad clown sit down.

Is it your own rhyme or you used AI???? hahahaha

johnny reb
2 Apr 2024  #79

You've been looking for it a long time...

He told me that he does it twice which I questioned.
A man at his age doing it twice ?
He said yup, Spring is the best.

dolnoslask
2 Apr 2024  #80

Just a quick hello to everyone on PF hope you all had a good Easter holiday

johnny reb
2 Apr 2024  #81

dolno my friend, you need to stop in more often.
You are the only sane person here anymore
These drama queens are totally out of control
I lose interest in winding them up anymore without Cargo here to provoke them too.
Glad to hear from you however.

Novichok
3 Apr 2024  #82

In my wildest dreams, I never anticipated that thanks to PF I will one day qualify for honorary citizenship in Germany and Russia.

Alien
4 Apr 2024  #83

honorary citizenship in Germany

what for?

Novichok
4 Apr 2024  #84

why do you support Russia's invasion of Ukraine?

At least six reasons:

1. I hate NATO with passion because the US doesn't need NATO to stay safe. All the benefits, if any, are not ours. NATO is a poison pill that can one day kill the US with that idiotic A5.

2. I subscribe to the rule that the enemy of my enemy is my friend. In a conflict between NATO and Russia, I side with Russia as an enemy of NATO - the aggressor that deliberately got too close to Russia to provoke Russia. I don't buy any sh*it that Russia is an enemy of the US. Any claims to this effect are lies to create a boogeyman needed to justify NATO and that moronic one-trillion-dollar MICC budget we don't need or can afford.

3. Russia is the last oasis of witness. The EU is a bunch of suicidal, unassimilating Muslim migrant-loving idiots.

4. Russia is not woke. Russian men are never pregnant and women don't have penises. LGBT activists are banned from Russian schools.

5. I wanted to be a lawyer and found the Russian side underrepresented here.

6. I never experienced anything negative from the presence of the Red Army in Poland. I appreciate that they won WW2 and liberated Poland from the German occupation.

I will be happy to expand if you want me to...In the meantime, I want full credit for answering your question.

Novichok
4 Apr 2024  #85

Novichok's irritation threshold has clearly lowered,

Other than that...anything else on any other subject?
Forums often have parasites that never contribute anything others can bite. You are one of them.

they also speak German, although their background, that is, their parents, came from Poland before emigrating to Israel.

Tri-loyalists?

Miloslaw
4 Apr 2024  #86

I hate NATO with passion because the US doesn't need NATO to stay safe

I think it does, for all the information gathering that Europeans do and that Americans are incapapble of.

In a conflict between NATO and Russia, I side with Russia as an enemy of NATO - the aggressor that deliberately got too close to Russia to provoke Russia.

You too conveniently forget that The USA is the head of NATO and are therefore the chief aggressor.

The EU is a bunch of suicidal, unassimilating Muslim migrant-loving idiots.

Agreed.But The UK is no longer part of The EU.

LGBT activists are banned from Russian schools.

Agreed 100% but does that compensate from lack of freedom in society?

I appreciate that they won WW2 and liberated Poland from the German occupation.

Liberated Poland???? Now you are joking.......

Novichok
4 Apr 2024  #87

The USA is the head of NATO and is therefore the chief aggressor.

I didn't forget. I remember the bombing of Belgrade. They even made a cringe-worthy movie about it...

for all the information gathering that Europeans do and that Americans are incapapble of.

We don't need NATO, A5, and the risks of getting dragged into a shooting war with Russia to get information.

We can read newspapers from 200 miles up there. We can listen to Putin talking to his dog.

freedom in society?

Freedom to do what?

Ironside
5 Apr 2024  #88

Isreal army killed Polish civilian, nobody cares?

johnny reb
5 Apr 2024  #89

Why did the stock market take a huge loss yesterday at 2 p.m. ?
At 2:00 p.m. yesterday the White House released the transcript of a phone call that His Fraudulency Vegetable biden had with Netanyahu in the morning.

Joey told Bibi that he was to immediately cease fire in Gaza and not to worry about any Jewish hostages that Hanas still has (130+).
If Bibi didn't do exactly like the Vegetable wants him to do, the entire relationship between the US and Israel was going to change.

In other words, it was a very angry and bitter conversation.
Basically telling the Jews that they were on their own.
Joey has caved to the 3% of his base that is making a lot of noise.
And this is very bad news for Israel.
The markets didn't react well to the news.

Alien
5 Apr 2024  #90

nobody cares?

The Israeli ambassador received a protest note from the Polish government and this time he apologized.


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