Random Chat 9

you are being punished for being a troll

you don't know how.

back under your bridge

you sure a bossy little administrator today aren't you. hahahaha

sod off back under your bridge.

don't melt down jon, i am just toying with him to get under his skin.

jimmy poorhouse dreams about having a bridge to live under! if he had a bridge to live under, the roof wouldn't leak, which the roof of his shack clearly does. and if he had a bridge to live under, the rubbish in his garden wouldn't show up on google earth, so he wouldn't get the p!ss taken out of him for things such as the rusted bathtub that's been outside his shack for at least six years!

and he could afford proper mains water instead of that well right in front of his shack.

do they have to crap in an outhouse too?

[Moved from]: Capital Letters - hopefully it works now

why everything i type is turned into lower case?

*phew* so its not only me! :)

this is a test of what english would look like with german style capitalization rules.

jimmy poorhouse is too poor to even maintain his well! just look at the missing tiles on its roof and the crooked bit on top! lol! and he's too poor to even buy any lime, just look at the colour of that wood! he can't even afford any whitewash! hoot! we really should start a gofundme to buy some paint for the place, really not fair to his long-suffering wife that she has to live in such squalor.

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hey, moron, post your bank accounts or stfu, azhole...

hells bells chritian, you didn't contribute to the last go fund raiser for this forum so you sure the hell don't have any extra jingle to contribute to your nightmare jim. hoot !
better idea, since you have this jim's guys name and address, why not just send him one of those 9 franc that you boast about carrying in your wallet ?
i am sure he would appreciate it.
but no, you are all hat and no horse. hahahahaha !

he did post his total assets which was a total of a whopping 9 franc ! hahahahaha !
i bet he hasn't changed any of them because he doesn't change his underwear either. hahahaha!
@novi
we really shouldn't pick on the mentally impaired like hairy lazarus
i remember when he parked his bike out in front of a store in warsaw and left a bag on it with soap and some things in it and cargo and i stole it to be funny.
i still feel bad about that.

pick a number from 0 to 99 (closer to but not over 80 would be better).

hey lazy, pull my finger ......hahahaha

that`s a theft punished by law in poland.

yes, it's punishable by law.

or would be if it happened. he's never been to europe and has never met deepak.

he's just trying to be twatty because someone's posted a photo of the well in front of his house.

:):):) i see you are in the mood for joking. good! :):):)
hint - it also walks on all four like a lynx. it is aggressive when threatened like a lynx. it has fur like the lynx.


no. in such a bin, waste would rot nastily instead of decomposing naturally. i don`t think i would find much pleasure in scattering such stuff onto the field later on... :):):)

fortunately for jimmy poorhouse, in poland fantasy theft isn't a crime. so he's free to fantasise about stealing whatever he wants from whomever he wants. and that's not such a bad thing really: when he's fantasising about stealing he isn't fantasising about drugging and raping teenagers, as he used to do in the 1970s and 1980s.


that's clearly upset him. i wonder how upset he'll be about somebody posting a photo of his sh!tbox 1990s ford.

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My guesses to both have been moved from this thread to random post # 804. No idea why.

So has been my reply.

Probably the current mod is drinking heavily and can`t see properly what he or she is randomising. :):):):)

Let`s bring it back:
Feniks suggested a lynx.

No.
hint - it also walks on all four like a lynx. it is aggressive when threatened like a lynx. it has fur like the lynx.

Feniks suggested compost bins.
no. in such a bin, waste would rot nastily instead of decomposing naturally. i don`t think i would find much pleasure in scattering such stuff onto the field later on... :):):)

A badger?

And he teaches Polish children 🥴

Better than phenomenal...

Thanks for sharing, Novi.
That was great.

A woman with balls...

Transgender women are not women - says the US Selective Service.

I knew that this idiocy would run into a wall somewhere. I didn't know that it would the US military. Thanks, guys..,

A fakot passing AIDS to another fakot is murder.

Throwing fakots off the roof prevents the spread. Let's call it preventive healthcare. Just like any vaccine...

This means Hamas are the good guys who are trying to keep people healthy. I don't see a problem.

Imagine you had a grandson, and imagine one day he announced he was gay.

Totally not interested in women.

Couldn't be more disgusted by the idea of a vagina.

Good student, good son, good grandson, top athlete, very sociable, very responsible... but gay. Not through any emotional or mental abuse, raised by a loving family, and yet still gay.

Would you want to throw him off a roof or shot in cold blood?

Gays are not like transformers. Gays have existed since the first monkey climbed down from the tree. They existed before we built our first cities, and still lived as hunters and gatherers.

200,000 years of modern Homo Sapiens Sapiens evolution, and they're still around - just as gay penguins and gay giraffes are still around.

I think there must be some better way of dealing with them than executing them wholesale.

And Pan Ryszard imagines that homo sexuality is the same as infertility. When you're 21 you can manage to shag anything, even if you dislike it. One of our former prime ministers, David Cameron, even shagged a dead pig.

Kinsey found anyway that 50% of people are somewhere on a spectrum. Of course straight men who dabble (same for women) almost always default to straight in the end. Some hate the fact that they'd not mind a bit of the other and become homophobic. Like Pan Ryszard. People who are 100% straight rarely think about it.

Of course, not. Hypocrisy is my middle name.

I am for the death penalty. I would switch to anti if you were sentenced to it.

Anybody who says he is not a hypocrite should never have kids or friends.

They are not but that doesn't prevent them from staying in the closet and banging there all day long.

There are pedophiles in every village and town. After the first act, upon conviction or without it, they should be thrown off the roof - sufficiently high to prevent survival.

I would offer to push at no charge. Wouldn't you?

Passing AIDS is in the same category. It's a premeditated murder. Fakots do it deliberately and way too often.