Jews are still waiting for him to come the 1st time.
Certain Jewish sects believe certain popular rabbis were the messiah. All were disappointed after waiting by their grave and no zombies came out...
Living an upstanding life without hurting someone should be enough "insurance".
Id have to agree with you on that...
the so-called miracles were staged by TV charlatans living in 10,000 square foot mansions.
Wanna start a church rich? I need to hit a quick lick to pay for the ferrari 360 for when I move to poland. Non profit = zero taxes, but that doesn't mean we cant pay ourselves a 6 or even 7 figure salary.
Actually out of clergy imams and Catholic priests make a tad below the us average at 40k annually. However rabbis and protestant sect preachers earn 140k plus on average (source BLS). I guess if all else fails I can become a reform rabbi
An orthodox a lutheran and a Catholic die and go to heaven. St Pete greets them at the gate. First guy the orthodox dude comes up and st pete goes, you've lived a good life go to room 12 youll find all your fellow orthodox brothers and sisters, just be quiet while passing room 8. Lutheran is next, st pete tells him you've lived a good life, go to room 20 to all your fellow lutherans, just be quiet while passing room 8.
Last dude in line is a Catholic and he's curious about room 8 so he asks, st pete what's the deal with room 8? Why does everyone have to be quiet when walking past it? St Pete says, that's the Mormon room - they think they're the only ones here...